IT'S TIME TO PLAY FAMILY FEUD!!!! Name something grandpa would do if grandma tells him she's pregnant.

Not everybody has useful super powers. Take the 'Barista Belle,' who can change water from tepid to near boiling with her mind or 'That Guy,' who can pick up radio waves with his

An unsubstantiated rumor on the origins of the name 'Titicaca' formed the basis for the notoriety of a little hole-in-the-wall bar on the outskirts of Mocomoco the locals called

Ever get that nagging feeling at the back of your neck? No, not my dog trying to pull me from this fire. I mean the notion this has happened before. That this is all deja vu.

When I write a book

Hoomla! To weezum again the gentle caterpunk of the Shrincken lava pits. To intartly pinckle the Humbles of Funnickly. Salop! I Fagan, am a duppled patiworl, snaping for a grumlop!

I couldn't keep my eyes off of the woman sitting to my left. Stupidly hot, driving a 6 speed better than any man I had ever met in my life. Alas, everyone has a hamartia, and hers

"Are these my pants?" Dan said, holding up a grimy object. "Your pants," I said, "are not my area of expertise. Perhaps you'd like to phone a friend?" "OK, I'll call Bianca," he pi

Weedy flower gardens crept slowly into increasingly narrow strips of lawn. I was having a conversation with my friend.Suddenly, something started pulled my leg....................

Entrepreneurs increase their wealth, governers their power and the learned revel in their vast knowledge, but you are here to better the condition of humanity and its cousins,

The older guy Sharona had been seeing was turning out to be a possessive creep. All this my, my, my business, and all the talk about getting it up and making his motor run was just

When I was in middle school, I became friends with another girl who has Down Syndrome. The other students made fun of me, and bullied me, but I just ignored them.

Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

"Hold up! Can you go slower, please?" Troy was struggling to keep up with Amelia as she dashed in and out of shrubs and around thick evergreens. This must have been serious.

This is a test. Testing how to start a story. Hello, my name is Jefforama. That's not my real name. If you knew my real name, I'd have to kill you. Just kidding.

Take it from me: When making a point about how easy it is to write a haiku, be sure to not screw up the syllable count. You just look silly. "Haikus are so easy/ In my sleep I make

Roll up a fatty. Twist it at the ends. You invite the homies. I'll invite the friends.

Why didn't the ginger guy blow himself up at the end of the first series of Homeland?

THE CHEESE OF DOOM PART 1 The cheese of doom. It never sleeps. It just watches you from the fridge. Wanting to be eaten. It's the cheese of doom.

Who said I am pretty? Braids hang low like willow trees. Eyes glossed over with innocence. My knees buckle everytime a guy waves at me. My skin is the posterboard for mother Africa