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I grill your unadorned kielbasa with a Dick de Cocks cow dung smoked kraut." Without his mashimo, Max had no choice but to skedaddle. The troll next door had his precious orbs!

I walked in and a odd looking blob of blue substance waved at me on top of my newly painted dripping table. I turn and

I am a Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios. Except in high school, where everyone else is a strange, bubbling concoction of high fructose syrup and artificial flavor and color.

The pomegranate seeds that Hades fed Persephone were heavy like lead. They stuck into her throat and she felt them grating slightly every time she swallowed.

He climbed down the stairs. He felt sick. He couldn't realise what he had just done. He wasn't afraid, really, he was just sick. He felt like he had eaten a whole bowl of raw frogs

She couldn’t decide what to put on her list of “things to do before you die.” She had less than two weeks figure it out. Harold Camping had predicted the apocalypse again.

Battle Robots were great as far as expensive metallic self-masturbatory fighting went, but if you wanted true lethal tactical full contact slaughter fun, you had to

Truthful or not,it was a good story and she believed him.John was not faithful to her,but he was not THAT creative!Nobody was!John got home at 4AM,woke Phoebe up and spilled it:"I

The already dim lights flickered and then went out. When the came back on, you wouldn't believe what was gone.

Jim was a weeds farmer. But wherever he planted his weeds seeds, nothing sprouted. "Where do all the weeds go?" he asked the heavens as his downward-growing weeds emerged in

Lately I've been stuck imagining what I want to do and what I really think. But instad of being truly introspective, I'm going to blow out and be a little inapproproate! Shame on

"Now I'm just fucking bored", Sandy said to herself as she gazed out the window towards her neighbors house. "Spying on people, what is wrong with me?" She placed the binoculars

Will there ever be a time that hot cheese sandwiches are not appreciated anymore? The crunchyness of the bread, the gooey runnyness of the cheese, ah the delight of the cheese that

Thick Hatch splattered his acolytes with his ink brush. "To hell with mincing about on eggshells and stringing words like popcorn in a storm! Folks are fundamentally unpeaceful, so

Her name was Donna, and because of that they called her Bella and the band was The Bella Donna Destiny. If they had a style, it was

'It's a very blustery day' announced Pooh. The wind tickled across Pooh's stomach & played havoc with his duodenal ulcer which lay but inches beneath. Dr. Tigger was to perform an

"Is this really part of Ayurveda massage?" Tiffany asked as her masseur sucked the silver toe rings off her foot. Bagavad wagged his head noncommittally and

The Eternal Inflation Lecture Council gathered in the star chamber. The diamond secret had finally escaped. It was inevitable. As the Pulsar Chronicles had always said.