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Kenny's deep, dark secret was that he liked to write fanfiction.

It was a dark and stormy night when Trumpet, the head rooster on the Shadow Ranch noticed something skulking in the shadows near the hen house.

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She was scared, worried, and terrified that someone would sit on the doll collection that her anscetors had given her. Her mother in law hadn't cared and always called Sam paranoi

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My career really began back when I was in Space Cadets. Sure, most of the hard work came later - it involved washing the hulls of space freighters and checking fuel lines.

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"Told her lightsaber's upside down, ain't my fault the idiot burned her face off...." Darth Anthony murmured as the recruit writhed on the ground. First day at Camp Darkside wasn't

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There I was, standing at the wrong side of a Store Window while the mannequins were walking towards me. It was then when I realized. I fucked up. "Stay away from me, white trash!"

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When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a human being.

With a thunderous echo, the lock fell into place. He was confident the treasure room would never be breached. Readjusting his multi-hued robe, the old wizard shambled away.