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Sugra closed the qxwrau called "Mathematics of Carbonic Development" and protested: "But Exudar, they are so full of vitality, madness, violence and stories! Why won't you let me

Can I see it she asked? So I took it out and proudly displayed it! Its so big and hard she said. I just smiled. May I touch she asked? Gently I said. Wow a petrified Dino Bugger

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Although he considered it to be a form of right livelihood, Snuffy the Inhaler felt he needed a break from being stuck into Greg's nostrils. So, after learning mesmerism from a

The robot apocalypse wasn't destructive. They just replaced people & are super-happy and accommodating. Only I'm left. Stupid phony robots. They miss me? Yeah, right. Sycophants.

All unhappy Goth chicks are all alike; happy Goth chicks are happy in their own way.

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