Once he took the tube from the centrifuge, he knew at once what was wrong with the man's blood. Turning to him, he said in his gravest voice, "I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid that

"The Joy of Sex and Cooking" recommends Buttercream Frosting as they best and smoothest of the food lubes.

Our mom made us go to Mrs. Sorber's house on Halloween, even though all we ever got there was apples. Mrs. Sorber made us sing songs too, to earn our unwanted apples. This year,

I switched on the electric current. Every follicle rose to attention. I could now move my hair by thought alone.

And now is the time for the uncomfortable questions. Is retarded a bad word? Is hand-washing requisite after #1? Is it pandering for 'likes' if you 'like' a fold you don't like?

*Ding dong* "Oh, hi Hubert. What sort of halloween costume is that?" "Is it a stock broker? Is it a church warden? Is it a quantity surveyor? No! It's bicycle repairman!" "I see...

Bow before Mr. Tomato, for He has arrived. "Yoohoo, my first story! ............ hmmm,: cough cough: now what?"

I can't believe my best friend just found out.

Life is hard for chewing gum. Imagine being packed, pristine, in a little cardboard envelope, only hours later to be chewed by any undesirable who should choose to purchase

A jobsworth is a person who uses their job description in a deliberately uncooperative way, or who seemingly delights in acting in an obstructive or unhelpful manner. "I can't do

I come from a distant corner of the universe, having traveled many cycles of time in order to find you. And now that we are finally face to face, I would like to share with you a

Last night I dreamt I was sitting in the front of a mini-bus squeezed between Tony Blair and a security guy heading to a water park when a fiery explosion on the horizon filled the

Being dead sucks ass.... I should know. I've been dead for just over an hour, and it feels like bloody eternity already. There's a crow approaching. Shoo! Leave my corpse alone you

I was walking to the local grocery to pick up things for dinner, when I stumbled upon a book lying in the middle of the sidewalk.

Everytime I walk and then stop, my shadow bumps into me.Then I get mad and yell at it. My nosy neighbors called the cops on me and that's how I ended up here. It all started

I suffer from foldingstory Déjà-vu. You may think I mean when I add to a story, I have the feeling that I have seen this line somewhere before, but its much more disturbing than

He batted his long lashes, subtly plucked the thong out of his behind and began a sultry, whiskey-voiced rendition of "Sweet Transvestite"

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Bylo, nebylo, v jednom království žila zlá vláda a zlý parlament. Lidé v té vládě vždy slíbili, že udělají vše, aby se běžným lidem žilo lépe.

The vacuum turned on by itself. Glowing light. Roaring. The poodle cringed.