I'd arranged to meet Ronnie 'OMG' Delaney, my ex business partner & part time cockroach at the Leg o' Mutton on Lambs Conduit. He swung in wearing a leather trench coat & flat cap.

I smelled him burning before I heard him pounding on the oven door. Whoops! Forgot to set the timer! Smoke filled the room as I rushed to the stove. Oven mitts, oven mitts, where

Twas the Bill before Christmas & all thu the House, the lawyers were grumbling & beginning to grouse. "T'will take a fortnight to see this thing done, I'm tired but let's have some

Μια φορά και έναν καιρό ήταν μια κοπέλα με πράσινα παπούτσια και φανταχτερά μαλλιά. Ζούσε σε ένα κόκκινο σπίτι μαζί με την οικογένειά της: τη μαμά της, τον μπαμπά της και τα μικρά

In Holstenwall, my hometown a traveling fair arrived & with it came Dr. Caligari. My friend Alan convinced me to visit his show. His somnambulist predicted Alan's death the by morn

Sing a song of happiness, harmonic beauty, a song that will allow you to turn back your inner demons for a few moments, a song to purify the air. One that will linger in time .

The big day was here, it was now or never. My parents were driving I was in the backseat. I was listening to my favorite band on the radio trying to stay calm how was I supposed

Humans distinguish themselves through tool use. No primates, elephants, parrots & octopi do too. Okay, but humans use sounds to represent objects. No, chimps can do that.

The Brothers Grozny went their separate ways. Ero developed starships, Arno became a DJ-shaman, and Barto suffered in poverty until he could walk between worlds, as Granny Grozna a

Two young CIA agents were prepping for their first mission. While they were getting ready, the director came to see them in the armory and assign code names.

Several years ago I saw myself not getting very far. Not being able to achieve

Would I wear in a holster? Would I keep it concealed? Would I put it on the table every time that I'm misdealed? Would I rob a liquor store to get some money for the rent? Welfare

I clicked my tongue. "Marcus, it really is a shame we don't hate the same people. We would have made a great team." I could see the terror in his eyes as I loaded my gun and

All she could think about was him. She looked forward to the day they actually came together but to her disappointment,

She knows that it is going to be her day, whatever things happen, finaly she will be able to keep her promise to Dad. It was raining heavily outside, she lighted a cigar and

There were three mottos to live your life by in those times:

1) That moment when you put the spoon in the fridge. 2) That moment when you are totally into a youtube video and you accidentally skipped to the beginning. 3) That moment

She looked down on her feet and let the tears fall down her cheeks. Emma was the typical girl who felt like shit and useless. Her mom made that clear to her.

Several species of small furry animals are gathered together in a cave and grooving with a Pict.

"John!", "John!". "Get over here this instant!" "NO!"