Environmental concerned Hindus decided rather than worshipping the smelly cow they would worship the kangaroo. The kangaroo ate grass all day but does not fart. Greenhouse gases

In the ever-so-late Spring of 2013, the people of Earth finally had some kind of shambly Sanghah or however it's spelled, but the crusty Arcturians would have none of it. Despite

Just as Alexander the Macedone wept salt tears when he had no more worlds to conquer, so Lex McBride lifted his bloodied face to the Vegas crowd and swore to quit boxing forever.

"Excuse me, but..." she leaned in closer to me and whispered. "You didn't give me the letters." I had absolutely no idea what this woman on Bus 87 was talking about. She looked

If recent history is a decent indicator, my day will probably go something like this: Wake up to kids fighting. Yell at them until they eat their cereal. Drive older boy to school,

Beneath the dense city air lay Hunstanton Pier. At first glance she is ugly, spoiling the consistency of the artificial green grass. You have to look closely to see her true beauty

My creative meditation class took a turn to the unnerving the other day. We were planing off the coast of the ancient moon lake when I was jolted awake. Everyone was still in state

Roger Ebert looked at the woman across the bar, Annette Fonicello. He raised his glass in a toast. She smiled. Then Margaret Thatcher arrived, "Am I interrupting?"

The woman walked down the aisle holding her daughter's hand. The woman said wearily "We are not buying food for imaginary people".

"Soooo, how many grandmothers DO you have?" I asked my student who didn't turn his paper in on time (again). "And how many of them are still alive?"

The thing about Laverne was that she had tavern battered breasts that

In a prologue set years earlier when some sort of weather typical for the setting was to be expected, a domestic animal woke an incidental character in the usual way. This presaged

The tinfoil stuck up on Cramer's head like tufts of science fiction hair as the cherry pie filling bubbled out of his mouth. The oven was too hot and Cramer was getting worried

I felt the slithering sensation up my leg. But it was too late.

Dr. Ira H. Nodles, pioneer in social media research on FoldingStory established the three Nodles laws: I. the top three folders start ⅓ of the stories and write ⅓ of the folds. II.

I am Shutruk Nahunte, King of Anshand and Susa, Sovereign of the land of Elam. I destroyed Sippar, took the stele of Naram-Sin, & brought it back to Elam, where I erected it as an

During a heatwave on a trip to Thailand I contracted malaria. In my delirium I'd written my fiance: Got jungle fever, bad. So hot. Need to stay extra 2 weeks to replenish fluids.

"Gather round, children, and hear the tale of the creature that roams these hills, half-man, half-ape, half-Psittaciform, known by many names, but by most as Sasqwawkers, the Demon

"I think this'll pique your interest, Mr. Tell. It's a bow and arrow with target lock technology. Now, there's no way to tell it what target you want to lock on to. Let's just say

The crazy old coot in the landspeeder was right, those WEREN'T the droids we were looking for! Though, for a second there, they kind of looked a little bit like them - I mean, one