I Don't Know do you know who I am? please help me. He want to but he didn't know who man was. I'm sorry he said I don't, the man well do you at least know where I am? Will your...

As she flaunted them for all to see, the splendid light adorned Betty’s magnificent breasts, which made Jill replete with jealousy, after all, her thin legs were no contest for

Keith felt that now was a good time to photocopy his butt & staple it to his boss’s face, but he just sat on it & smiled grimly as Peabody berated his "lousy performance" in front

They discovered a new species in Australia. Guess what it is? Hint: It ain't fluffy. Meet the Kimberley Death Adder, with a highly toxic venom killing humans in hours. My Uncle Rus

Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and finish a story. It's a messy business. The pressure to conclude the story is like making a joke to a crowd, you really hope it

"Ik ben een bannan!" "No you aren't. You are not a banana." This is the conversation I overheard at the airport and this is why I decided to learn Dutch.

She was on the floor. I was there, but he drove her there. He was sober, he was special, but with no home he had no anchor. He needs to save her. He can't save her. We can't.

can I possibly get a fold truly finished? I have one of my own the other was started by someone else it was about a cat i think and mine about a murderer. but the rest unfinished

I open the door. You can't because it is blocked by a chest. I open the chest. You can't because it is locked. I use my lock pick. You can't because of the dragon. WHO SAID ANYTHIN

"SING FOR ME!" He commanded. "SING FOR ME OR I SHALL..." And in that moment he was cut off by a thing that cut his head off. The thing was

Pada pendapat saya, untuk memastikan Singapura kekal bersih, ia memerlukan inisiatif daripada semua pihak.

The crime? Murder. The motive? Life insurance. The time? Breakfast. The weapon? Cheese knife. The plan? Dubious. The victim? Obnoxious. The police report?

My cup failed me.

I met a talking cookie named Steve and together we explored the pepperoni market in North Korea, together we rode a dinosaur named Ed, to find the perfect pepperoni.

Oh the goose and the geese, the moose and the meese, I am loose with the lease, I drink booze with the bees.

Life, Demons, Fairies, and Ghouls is what my life has become about. Jenna sighed, "What am I supposed to do? Save the world? or...

"Yah," said the gelatinous Martian pyramid on the plain east of Tharsis Ridge, "the singularity is near – it is ever-present." Even so, Neptunians from 50,00 years later landed and

Dark abyss, (pull out), Small hole, (pull out) Multiple holes lined 20 x 20, (pull out) Hanging asbestos tiles and UV lights flickering, (pull out) 5th period trigonometry class.

The house was spacious and attractive inside. Our agent explained it was cheap because of the recent axe murders there. He pointed at the fresh bodies in the lounge and said:

One brisk spring morning at a Parisian trottoir as he sipped his coffee and read the paper, The Kraken was accosted by a musician on a bicycle. "How dare you despise the Kaiju! How