One day, Adam Sandler met a really stupid kid name Adam B and he said "Your first name sucks!" said Adam Sandler to Adam B

The wolf called in his weekly pizza order, only this time he wanted spinach, mushroom and onion - with easy garlic. "Don't forget to put dried peppers in the bag! My son was

"Put the bazooka down nice and slow, Mr. Zombie." Zombie Bob didn't seem to have hear because he continued to

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Are you feeling hopeless and alone? Without direction? Searching for meaning in life? Well look no further, for we have the answer to your troubles:

"It's best to die happy, but it's nice to live happily as well. So I'm afraid the girls are going to have to go fetch that boy in the hall before he bleeds out all over my new

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Chris was as big as the side of a house. At birth, he was

"Supreme Being" read the black T-shirt stretched over his belly. He wore thick-rimmed black glasses and gesticulated wildly with a piece of overcooked steak on the end of his fork

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I should've realized something was up when they asked me to sign the contract in blood.

People say I'm weird but I love to eat all the chocolate off a Three Musketeers. With melted chocolate all over my fingers I....

I just bought my first gun! I couldn't wait to show my family. I was so excited! I jumped out of my car and ran toward my house with my new gun raised up above my head.

When I got to the ranch, I found the youngest four children were keeping it running. The absence of their mother & 2 eldest sisters & an army in the forest told it's own story.

DEAD END read the rotted wooden sign at the end of the track. With the mist closing in, Henry knew that his path had doomed him. Night would come soon, and with barely any fuel in

Yesterday Tom graduated from the city's grueling 13 week Street Sweeper boot camp. In a couple of hours he will carry his new broom & dustpan to take his place on the frontlines.

The Prince, my son, is dead. More importantly, the Queen's son is dead. I have never seen her like this. My son, the Prince, George Armstrong Custer, will live again even if Time

DEAR READER. THIS ENTIRE STORY IS IN CAPS. IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO LARGE LETTERS, PLEASE ADOPT FOETAL POSITION AND CRY IN A CORNER. MY STORY BEGAN IN VIETNAM,

It was bad timing of Holmes to experiment with designer drug Titters, inducer of laughing fits, just when Lady Boogers came to consult over the vanishing of her husband, Sir Olive.

One day while doing their tax returns, Betty Bounteous said, "Arbo the Starmage is your one true love, isn't he?" Hrengor the Beholder tried to explain. "Betty-B, Arbo is just a ch