I wish I had magic pants.

"What's your problem?" He snapped when we entered the house. "You ruined the night just because you wanted to be a brat!" He treated me like a child, when I was a fully capable 80

The drums took over the moment. We all looked to the sky where we watched Melancholy Man fly away with Little Nell on her swan behind him. The birds all seemed to coo on cue & Blue

It was 3 am in the morning, i woke up and i was hungy. I went to kitchen and just when i was about to make a sandwich, i heard a knock on my doar.

"This bench is dedicated to Theodore Ipswitch who hated this park and everyone in it."

The dawn was a splatter of black, grey, blue, red, and orange...but it only stayed that way for about five minutes, when the palette of color suddenly turned bright yellow.

I was so far away from home, and it had been getting dark. I paused to take a moment to see where I was, and that's when I felt it. The warm clammy hand wrapped around me, covering

The moment that 4D4M cannibalized a spare rib from his abdominal enclosure to clone an assistant entity with which to evolve upon this new world, this paradise. For the best gene

حضّرت سبيكة مكوّنات وجبة الغداء و صفّفتها على الطاولة. عاينت "المقادير" مطوّلاً مفكّرة إلى نفسها عن انطباع زوجها الذي سيتناول الوجبة لاحقاً، متمنيّة أن تحوز على رضاه أخيراً

Can —— you — — — hear — — — — ...me? The voice called out, darkness around, static echoing, distress settling in.

“Mary walked one mile, at high noon, totally naked, to get to her house; once inside, she immediately got dressed.” John’s declaration made Detective Manatee shift anxiously.

Crap! Once again her treacherous fat fingers had unleashed a blank fold that screeched Nana na nah nana!!! at her, daring her to not tremble and wet her pants. With a

The clock chimed in five o'clock not in a peaceful, serene tone but a loud, booming roar which seemed annoy and startle the passengers of the train. I covered my ears and

The afternoon of Oct. makes me sleepy. Watching the sunray from the window pane, the time is passing slowly. "The life won't change if I do nothing." I say. "Yes, this will last

"It was Mr. Green, ruefully, in the dope Lounge with the ostentatious rope," I accused. The Clue: Adverbs and Adjectives expansion pack was challenging. I checked the case envelope

Friar Tuck opened the closet and saw Robin Hood. Robin froze. He had piles of gold all around him. "Tuck! Great...uh, I was counting the gold that I was about to give to the poor

So there was Green Lantern and REI trying to buy

"68% of people acquainted with you are beginning to realize that you are full of shit." croaked the alarm clock. Regina must have set the alarm to angst. Well, I'm feeling anxious

The CEO was an avid collector of Star Wars memorabilia & this was his prize catch. He had it installed in his office. He sat down in the Emperor's throne & paged Ms. Beazly

It's the most odious time of the year. With the fruitcake all smelling and mom's boyfriend yelling, "Yo! Bring me a beer!" It's the most odious time of the year. It's the