At the supermarket my mother handed me a bag of rambutans even though she was on a 'no rambutan' diet. I decided I wasn't going to be a party to her rule breaking so I

"Ruusunnuppu, what a a... lovely name. What does it mean?"

He'd finally passed the thousand and first challenge. Under the freedemon doctrines he was now a member. As an alderman of the Hellish Habidashers he could

"The concept of no-nations is difficult for a time-debter to comprehend." The Exhuman explained. My napalm shield had left me in a state of delirium.

It was a gift for the children from my eccentric uncle. Toss the dice with pictures on their faces & tell a story. But last night we there was a party & we adults played. The story

The headlines were emblazoned with "Jack, Jill Fall Down Hill, Severe Injuries" . Jack really didn't like the attention, but Jill was happy for it. She just got to show off her

"I'm lost" a little brown mouse said, "where am I?". She looked around only to find she was in a white empty space. "I'm scared and alone!". She

OK, I'm completely cereal this time. Honey, there's bunches of oats to be shredded, wheat to be frosted, flakes in the fruity pebbles paving the rocky road to our bowl. Golden

Arnold had never been this worried before. Paul always came through; it was always fine in the end. Or at least it had been in the past. But standing here now, thinking about his

What of the toad?

"Where's the remote?" she asked dully, right at the end of the 4th quarter. I glared at her, but extended my retractable arm to change the channel. I had to obey.

I'm glad I met my friend Josiah Toast. He was clearly a shaman, even though he only had supreme skills in mundane card magic. It's not just that he provided cover for the rest of

"I'm afraid that I couldn't support you in this", he told her, frankly. "Not now, not ever. Not a single brass farthing shall I issue from my pocket if it should perpetuate this fo

Jillantinace (jil-aun-teen-ay-chay) v. 1. The awkward unintentionally unified movement two people make when meeting in a narrow passage

Each home represented a different culture and ethnicity. One neighbor was Laos, another Creole, and another Sudanese. Yet, we all gathered together on a monthly basis to share

If I were to start my life over again, I wouldn't have been born the way I was born. What a way to come into this world!

He pulled over to admire it, gleaming in the morning light. The smooth, pale stalk and atop: an inverted triangle. "Give way" it stated, cryptically. Wasting no to time, he snapped

It was super hot in London & everyone fasting for Ramadan was finding 18 hours without water a bit much.

I was checking my ETSY store every 32 seconds it seems. I had tons of awesome stuff for sale, I have no idea I wasnt getting any hits. Mannequin limbs? Who doesnt love that?

We buy it in bulk - from Fingerhut. You don't want to know what it is. Seriously.