It was the day.......... He would run away for the rest of my Life With the Mexican Drug Cartel

Pounding and thrusting.Fucking hard.Senses numbed and heavy breathing sounds mixed with mumbled passionate words.Sex with Anita had always been this intense?He almost cared enough,

I was sitting staring into space thinking about all the dead bees. Suddenly I made the decision to do something about it. I jumped up and pulled on my trousers. Pausing only to gra

The elephant, the giraffe and the ant where drinking at the tavern. Again. The elephant bought a round for his friends because, well, it was payday and why the hell not?

Jim got the licensing agreement for swiveling office chairs. Now that he had monopolized the industry, he was determined to make the lives of every office worker miserable.

He overdosed on happiness. We all know what that means.

Queen Bellaflora swept her wand o’er the waterfall’s foam, making it pop like the snot-bubbles on your baby sister’s face.

The Government was shut down today. Let the anarchy begin! Step 1. Prank call NASA. Houston you have a problem. 2. Night at the Museum. Party at the Smithsonian. 3 Vandalize the

"If I don't come back, light a candle for me," I said brusquely. Her eyes glistened and her chin trembled as I tightened my suspenders. This was certainly going to be

"Whichever way we approach the problem, everyone here is going to get screwed," moaned Pete. Sophie sucked on her mint reflectively. "How about we draw a bubble on a flip chart and

"So you see pumpkin spice has over-saturated the holiday market. We need a new flavor that is bold ... and yet traditional." One exec piped up, "How 'bout ... gravy?" "YES!"

It was long past time. One night, Adrian, Gareth and their flatmates turned off the telly and the internet, and joined the magickal battle for Britain. King Alfred's shade raised

Hades split the pomegranate open and took a handful of flesh. He stroked Persephone's hair and parted her lips. He fed her 4 pomegranate seeds. He licked the juice from her lovely

She touched the little box in her pocket and smiled . She looked at the people milling about the mall. They looked so happy. She took the box out it. It's smooth black surface

Question: Are nobles born with fancy hats and scepters in tow? I am but a denizen of Plebeshire, but I wonder what makes nobles so special. My son was born with a hat-shaped growth

Anpanman scarfed two anpan and felt the ankō power course through him. He grew to a spongy girth and bounced down the street shooting sticky goo at Zillachan and the the hoard of

Clive had had enough. Standing on the edge of the precipice, with his toes dangling over, he took a final deep breath and looked skyward. The buzzards were circling in wide arcs

Mr. Wong secretly funded production of his Chinese fire drill table which rotated every 5 min so every person sat next to every other person during a dinner party with Mrs. Wong's

Heinrich Stark, flexed his muscle. It was a well developed muscle which he was proud to flex. He only worked one muscle, which made for a lopsided physique, but his employer valued

Pain was imbedded into me, like the bullet into my lung. Blood seeped out and made the floor wet and slimy. My clothes were being stained a darker color. Too bad I wore white. Who