Like a fool I had taken the bait. The filthy red lipstick had put me right where she wanted me. If I drool now I might never make it. It's do or die time, first and ten, bottom

He sat on the toilet and touched his balls. Felt good. It was bedtime anyway, so he started rubbing. And then the most disturbing thought occurred to him,

This is a love story. It has it's tangles, oddities, protuberances; but at the heart of it is an attraction between man and woman. For she loved him, and he her, and she knew

Hello jello, they tell me your fellow is a fine young cello sitting fist seat to the pawn and second fiddle to second trombone. Bastards! And to think that yesterday my coffee was

He said, "You know if the President cannot carry out his duties, then the Vice President must step in." Michelle's eyes blazed, "Joe, you are baaaaad." Biden reached into his

It was past noon and he had accomplished exactly nothing. While there was nothing to do, the fact that he was doing nothing disturbed him. When the doorbell range, he felt

It was my first session, she looked at me all concerned. "and How are you feeling?" I looked at her and cracked a big smile, "Horny."

Well, that was a surprise, I large elephant under my bed.

Shit! My IRA just tanked, my girlfriend slept with my father and now my freakin' iphone crapped out. But I was determined not to let these set backs stop me from reaching my

She pulled at my arm, dragging me onto the dance floor. Over the music, I shouted "I haven't had enough to drink to do this." She smiled and said something I couldn't hear. We

Once upon a time there was a pickle named Kyle who went to a school of Cucumbers.

They were the first snowflakes since last spring. The sight of this first sign of winter momentarily distracted her racing thoughts

The black clouds were rolling up above. I could hear the crack of thunder. I was cold, hungry, and tired. Still, I pushed on. I needed to get out of the rainforest and back to

A broken robot lay in the corner of the room, it's blinking insides that had been exposed light up the room very dimly. She stepped back into something cold and hard... And moving.

Sausages. He could never shut up about sausages. They were his life ever since

"Houston, we have a problem." The astronaut looked back at the panel. The oil pressure was off. The fasten seat belts sign was on. Somewhere, a door was ajar. A loud binging klaxon

It was a strange night, there seemed to be a chill in the air. I was walking home just at dusk when suddenly some one jumped out, grabbed me, and

One day the man walk into a the home.And but he found cat and cat say," mow." And I say to him "my dad's ded." Then who was phone?!

Oh yes! He had found it! Years of torment by his "friends" at the academy, scorn by the journal community and he was just a few feet from it. It was beautiful. He reached down

Military androids marched in perfect lockstep across the concrete training ground. Their perfect forms reflected the harsh light of twin suns at their daily apex. The whistle of