That first plunge of your teeth in that throat, blood throbbing erratically warm against your tongue throat fur consciene. Your beast lives again as intended as foretold.

At first I was conservative with my likes. I used to hand them out very sparsely, until one faithful day the ghosts of Christmas educated me on the liberal cause. Now I hand them

I had enough of it this time. This time I had to stand up for myself

I asked the Monster under my bed to scoot over and anxiously crawled in beside him.My parents' loud arguments carry through the thin walls of my room.Monster says sympathetically,

"Robert, you're the best hacker we have. You've got the raw processing power of an I7. Now get me those nuclear codes by tonight or it's game over for America."

There is a peculiar moment in time when, upon opening the fridge and seeing that the milk is one day expired, you must make a dreadful decision, one that could change everything.

He opened his drawer and presented me a folder containing more than just a few pages. "The higher ups already made their decisions. All you have to do—all you can do—is sign it.”

If your drunk and you know it clap your hand. If your drunk and you know it, but you don't really want to show it

The old story forever new

I am crazy!

HIHIHIHIHIHIHI

In the great clockwork of the heavens a tiny sphere passes before the furnace and life giver, a speeding messenger of melting lead, an interloper skimming her plasma winds

Dressed in a nice white poofy, snowflake icicles dress, little jenna stood up looking at the mirror, "Is this really me? Why do I look like a kid, I am 16 years old, I am

Drats! That damned mouse stole my cheese again. It was day 47, and the vermin was stealing my expensive cheddar cheese. I walked around the apartment slowly, with a shotgun in my

There once was a princess name Linda. She lived in a magical kingdom in a far away land called Myropia. Lands stretched as far as the eye could see

Today, I will glue a price tag on an 800 pound barbell, carry it to the supermarket, lay it down on the far end of a cash register's conveyer belt. People will notice something is

I would like to test this program to use when teaching my class.

Did I just hear the Wilhelm Scream or was I just imagining it again?

I finally found my purpose today. I would have never guessed it was

D.I. Hathaway met Jenko and Schmidt at Heathrow. "This new drug called 'Bard Time' cropped up at Exeter. We don't want it getting round the quads." Jenko liked Hathaway. They had a