"Qu'est-ce que c'est?" he said into the microphone at the drive-thru. With a perfect Parisian accent, one of the requirements for the job. The box squawked in response

Spacebar. Backspace. Spacebar. Backspace. Spacebar. Backspace. Spacebar.

Nom nom nom nom nom. The giant sloth munched on the pile of Reece's cups. He turned his head, threw up, and then began eating more. Oh, why was he so fat, he wondered.

"Keep left. Arriving at jail," said the GPS. The jewel thief wasn't falling for that one again. He stuffed his stash in the glove box and navigated the city by memory. Jaywalkers

Frank and Mary Johnson felt shut down, moving through dark water after the school massacre, but when the reporters showed up, they loaded their shotguns on principle, and not one r

It was 4:19pm on April 20th. We'd road-tripped all the way from Portland, Maine to Weed, California & felt as if we'd been preparing our entire lives for what was about to unfold.

"HADOKEN!" shouted Ryu. "You're losing it" said Ken. "You had it in the 90's..now you sound like your hearts not in it dude. You need to raise your game or they'll replace you."

The purple doubloon hit me in the eye. MAN, I love Mardi Gras! All dat Cajun food, nekkid folk everywhere & the drinkin'! Only ting: Ain't no place to pee on Mardi Gras Day.

Would chocolate be enough to bribe the border control police into letting me cross into Canada?? I had left my passport and ID in my wallet! And God only knew where I had left

Bertie wore a cool party hat to the occasion but when he got there, he noticed everyone was just staring at him. "Jumping Spiders Gone Wild" would be his downfall, especially now

I said GO AWAY. No, wait...stop. Turn around. Come back. No wait... Just go on, leave. Yes, I mean it. Right now. No wait...stop. Turn around. Come back. Yes, I mean it.

So, yeah, I apparently opened a dybbuk box by accident & Fizzuzu the Dybbuk of Indigestion now resides within me. I've tried everything (even calling Matisyahu, but he's powerless

The electric monk pushed his way onto the platform. It was of vital importance to his mission that he made it aboard this train. Just as the doors began closing, he managed to stic

"Don't leave me in Hell without you," whispered Hades to Persephone. "I want to see the sun," she said. The torches of blue gentians flared blue in the darkness.

"Do we have a sufficient supply of milk?" asked Gary. Nancy rolled her pretty green eyes & chided, "Why don't you just say 'Do we have any milk?'"

Handyman's Pesto: Crush 10 garlic cloves with a ballpein hammer. Chop one bunch parsley & nettlepatch with a weedwacker, add quart of sawdust & edible oil. Mince roast hayseeds &

Max AUB. Gener sense nom. Barcelona: Alba, 1994, pàg. 109-110

You could hear the blast twenty miles away.

Hey Fold2, this is Fold1. How ya doin? Listen, can you pass a message to Fold3 for me? Just tell her that I'll see her at the end of the story OK? Thanks dude. Late.

Ten large cardboard boxes were dropped off at his house with small manila envelope which read, "Open This First."