There once was a little boy called Fred. He had a no spine and had a very weird

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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to defeat Lex Luthor, the Joker, and Spider-Man in a three-minute cage match. Good luck, Jim. This message will self-destruct.

I wanted to take my dearly beloved and cut 1 inch deep cuts all over her body. I would then rip out her bladder, with my own bare hands, and fill each slice with her own urine.

Nancy Reagan sat in her chair and had a damned cigarette. After all the work she'd done to help average idiots she had earned a smoke. She blew a smokering at the phot of Michelle

Have you heard?! The restructured meat product sandwich is back! It's back! I'm going to stop on my way home and get three. Two to eat right away and one to put in the fridge for

The retcon police had successfully retooled Jar Jar Binks into an ex-soldier of fortune, but now they faced greater challenge: Undoing Steven Moffat's time as Dr. Who showrunner.

There it was again! A shadow, flitting in and out of view, as it headed towards Pamela with a slight whooshing sound. "Pamela! Look out!" I yelled, waving my arms to try and get

The sign said "Stay away fool". It was posted on a crazy little shack that sat way back. Out front was parked a Chrysler - roughly the size of a whale, though what species was

The photograph showed an anaconda wrapped around a baby. When the mother returned, she saw a white space in the picture where the snake was. By the crib she

One day in class I was so bored I started eating.

She was already showing clear signs of madness. My therapist, the one who had decided to get rich while "helping" me began to devour her own consciousness... and It was I who

Owls, everyone is fond of owls. except for mice and shrews, and

It started with eating my own fingers and progressed. I've eaten a whole arm and half my left leg so far. My doctor is concerned but I can't stop and I really like the look of my

"HADOKEN!" shouted Ryu. "You're losing it" said Ken. "You had it in the 90's..now you sound like your hearts not in it dude. You need to raise your game or they'll replace you."

i will never understand why boyfriends are so overprotective.....

We dove off the coast of Šventoji. The nets had pulled up small chunks of amber. Sonar indicated a dome shaped structure. The Princess Jūratės palace of amber was within my grasp!

My name is Joe. I have three nipples. Sometimes I'm ashamed when I have to go to the public pool. Sometimes I enjoy the attention. But what I like most of all is the

Have you ever noticed how many times the number 87 turns up? 87? No way. Yeah, it DOES. Pay attention and you'll soon realize that there is something special about the number 87.

Tuma could corkscrew her tongue and wiggle her ears & was most popular in class. Mala was jealous & trained for hours at home to one up Tuma. At show-and-tell her new skill shocked