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For once in his life, my lecturer at university was actually talking sense. He said, "What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can't afford education?"

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who ...

As part of our relief efforts, we paratroop care packages with the materials to make their own folding stories. The instructions are translated into 35 languages. Each kit has

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Joy was so desperate.Being a single mother is a tough job! She knew

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