The Wondra Women were a club of Iowa's best gravy makers. One day they turned on Hattie, who had committed a lumpy transgression. "Be more careful, bitch, Argo!" Hattie sobbed and

"Look daddy, I drew a puppy!" Billy exclaimed. His father skeptically examined the picture and surmised, "Actually son, that looks like a

"This is just awful!", said the mother as she fell asleep.

The next day though I began to feel serious pain. If the problems I've suffered on the flight are going to ruin the dream job I've wanted to do since I was a little girl, I will

When the wind howls through the sycamore on a moonless night, and the lonely travelers huddle around the guttering flames of their campfires for warmth, they say you can hear

He finally felt unique. He'd pleaded enough times that his mom gave in and gave him the money. Then he bought an IPOD in "green." Now he was an individual because

The night was dark and there was a cruel wind blowing. If only I had an umbrella to protect me from the wet and a jacket to secure me from the cold.

Her new boyfriend and son hated each other. She needed something they could bond over. A video game, WII. She needed an edge, so she pepper sprayed the other mothers

"Why I write Folding Story:" I write Folding Story because there's no more Thilo Savage to read and I don't know how to publish the 4-5 books I've already written. Also depression.

once upon a time there was an evil wizard who forced kids to create acounts on foldingstory websites, and...

Once upon a time, in a hidden forest, there was a cottage. In that cotttage lived an old lady. She was one hundred and two years old. She had a pet turtle, seven monkeys, four b

When the boyfriend found the skid marks on his girl's lingerie he was overcome with a deluge of

A horrible buzzing noise punctuated the morning routine of ripping through the flesh of her latest kill. A mosquito had caught the scent. The female Tyrannosaurus slowly rose and

But the giant Italian woman would not stop screaming. She jumped up and down and yelled, "Marina!" That's when the Mexican maid

On a good day he felt tall. So tall that he could almost just reach the top; today was not that day. He realized what was going on; cheetos weren't doing it any more.

Anabelle petted the soft mane of the unicorn that stood before her. She hadn't seen it ever since she was a child, but it had returned. Though for what reason, she wasn't sure.

"I have a Groupon!" Again, I showed my print out to the manager, but the goons had me by the collar and belt and I was being dragged to the door. This was

Colder than a well diggers ass? The only way find out it's meaning is to actually dig a well by hand. The well well Dad and I were digging was already thirty feet deep and water

Lately I've been stuck imagining what I want to do and what I really think. But instad of being truly introspective, I'm going to blow out and be a little inapproproate! Shame on

"Oh crap. I killed Charlie Brown." Snoopy thought.