"Milk, Milk, Lemonade, around the corner fudge is made! HeHeHeHeHeHe" said Peter Griffin on his wedding night, everyone in the audience was shunned.

when i see her

The chicken corpse lay on the table hours after the knives had dismembered it. The bones from its legs had been stripped of flesh, but rattled toward it. It was chicken apocalypse

It was a hard decision but I needed to decide or they would kill Molly. What color from the spectrum would I choose for them to murder? Oh, the repercussions! Would the sky go dark

Subconsciously, he'd learned to compartmentalize. There was her, & then everyone else. Everyone else had a target on their back without a price tag attached. Clients set the price

Twenty-five years before our story starts, a one thousand strong guild of terrible wizards called the Yaku pooled their power to destroy the world.

The crowd cheered as the speaker appeared in a dark blue suit. No one knew the topic of her speech or the impact it would have on their future.

In 2008 scientists studied and made discoveries that the world will end sometime in the winter of 2012. The world is

The reply (which shocked me quite a bit actually) was "OK, but only if we can stop by my brother's place first and steal a fifth of vodka." The question had been "

"What IS the meaning of life?" the little boy asked to his granny, "Oh my, you always ask rather strange and difficult questions young man, you ought to think about school instead"

The boy sat in the center of the pool of blood, but was not touched by it. He had influence over the elements of blood and fire. His eyes burned and tears evaporated to steam

I handed them the bent spoon. "That's it?" "Yes, that's it." "No clairvoyance, remote viewing or ESP?" "Nope." "I'm not sure if your the sort of agent we want for the CIA." "Wait,

To get me back, Ole Scratch sent me a plague of chickens, who stealthily laid their eggs of evil within my home. Nothing to do but continue the grim egg hunt. If one ever hatched

While walking to the store on last saturday afternoon I found what no one would believe, thier was an unexpected meteor hit the ground about 50 feet ahead of me i ran towards it...

Miss Shanghai swung her dainty arm and broke the champagne bottle on the bow of Titanic II and it slid gracefully into the harbor accompanied by fireworks. On its maiden voyage to

"There's no place like home. There's no place like-" She opened one eye, to check if anything had changed. It hadn't. She shut it again. "-home. There's no-

Squirt me she said. She pushed out her chest. He hit her will full force. Hot liquid shot out from the garden hose because it had been laying out. Her neck burned and she

She would be spending the rest of her life in jail, for a crime she didn't commit. It was was her last night of freedom. She decided it was time to pay a visit to Mr.

The clown smirked. Evilness oozed from the sewer. "Come down an play." But the hellish clown did not know he was beckoning a special child. His name was Harry Potter and he came

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