The respected neurologist Dr. Couderhans had seen many cases of violent behavior while sleepwalking, but this was on another scale. Detective Marlowe had called him to the scene

"And if you look at a penny with 3D night-vision goggles, Lincoln has a Hitler mustache." Everyone oohed except Pete. Why did he let Stacy drag him to these meetings? He slumped in

He heard the sirens getting louder as they drew closer to the Dunkin Donuts. Barry had

The CD's were covered in mite-dander and cat hair but they were free. Thousands in alphabetical order given to them from a dead doctor. They'd gotten them because the family didn't

Dear Santa Claus, I've been a really good boy this year, so please don't bring me any more coal. What I want for Christmas is 1) a puppy 2) cash 3) a vibrating shower head 4) a new

Si tu vas à Annecy, n'oublies pas ton stylo FriXion,

"Dad, dad, dad!" Alex said while running to her father. "You won't beleive what happened! I went to school and i met this person!" Her father looked at her and then said

I put my fingers in there, then I realized that I had done so and withdrew my fingers from that place -- only to find them completely chewed off.

After a hard days work Dorris Smuntling 80, sat down to a nice session of Countdown and Deal or No Deal whilst eating her nice warm oaty porridge. But suddenly the TV cut out......

It all started with a tin can.

Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Sandwich. Your sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given

"Five... Six...Seven!" "Favorite color?" "B...L...U...E" She tugged open the Cootie Catcher. "It says here that you are destined to a life filled with

With a Wilhelm scream, he tripped off the balcony of his Frank Lloyd Wright mansion in the Hills. The butler rushed to the french doors and saw that the railing

Starbucks' incessant "buzzing" came to a dead halt. Even the steam seemed to shut up for a minute. The shadow from the doorway blanketed the shop. Sasquatch stood hulking in line

I always want to know where i stand with people, but am too shy to find out. So instead i

Kord elas üks väike patsidega tüdruk, kes oli veidi ulakas. Tal ei olnud püsivust, ta toppis oma nina igale poole. Kunagi ei kuulanud ta oma vanemate sõna. Ühel päeval ............

After getting my lunch from the cafeteria i sat down and about to eat my pizza when all of a sudden i saw..

"Are you SURE this is safe?" she asked. I replied coolly, "Babe, sometimes I'm right, sometimes I'm wrong. But this time I'm right." Thus begins the story of a time I was wrong.

It was my first session, she looked at me all concerned. "and How are you feeling?" I looked at her and cracked a big smile, "Horny."

the walk home took forever she walked into her house with a big smile on the face but then..