Ahhhh, that was it. After the 5th beer I felt balanced. 6 and I was high. 4 and I was low. 5 was it. I decided

With plastic shovel, Jeremy dug in the backyard. He knew China would take awhile, so he just settled on lost pirate loot or oil. Hitting the two foot mark, he heard a hollow thump

At first light, she saw the tracks in the snow. Stepping back from the window, she put her hand out and pointed. But he wasn't ready or able to

With a flip of his thumb, the chained-on lid spun off and swung to the side. He rarely let his work get in the way of his drinking. There were things Bill did sober and things

Punctuation can hurt! Especially when Big Bubba does it! He closes his statements with a kielbasa sized finger hard into your chest. A question? He hooks his hand behind your neck.

I've always wondered why they called them Buffalo Wings. I was pretty sure buffaloes didn't have wings, and if they did, they were pretty damn useless. Kinda like a T-Rex's arms.

She continued to slather him in hot gooey caramel. He continued to cry incessantly as he begged for more. Mother couldn't believe what she had heard, this time she

What has its got in its pocketses, asked Gollum. Nothing, answered the Hobbit. I am just happy to see you. Sorry, Gollum replied, I don't swing that way. Despondent, Bilbo

She was old school and classy. The deep red lips, soft little hands, and her scent that would make a man melt like a candle. They don't make em like that no more, and today

A cold feeling of shock gripped me as I stared at the splintered, shattered wood of my front door.

Mr. Bunsy had a secret. A secret all his own. A secret he dared not share. Not with Mrs Bunsy, or dropsy not even with Timmy Turtle. In fact, especially not Timmy Turtle because

Light of the setting sun lit the room uncovering old bookshelves, dried out plants and a bed that have not been used for quite a while. "Oh, God... What happened?"

The Jackson Five. Is that right? What sort of day are you going to have when the first thing you hear is the Jackson Five. He kept driving because he knew

This is a love story. It has it's tangles, oddities, protuberances; but at the heart of it is an attraction between man and woman. For she loved him, and he her, and she knew

It always starts like this. Shy flirtations, forming private jokes. We smile at each other from across the table and look away quickly. Nobody seems to notice, so I nudge his foot

No day spent at Nimm's home would have suggested to the visitor that another seven billion people were crawling over the planet more or less simultaneously. The island was all his.

One day the man walk into a the home.And but he found cat and cat say," mow." And I say to him "my dad's ded." Then who was phone?!

It was only when he looked back at this moment, that he realised what was so odd about it. Despite all the work he'd done, so much research and so much preparation, this was the

The hurricane caused untold destruction just outside Nellis Air Force Base in Nevada. Heavy rain driven by gale-force winds combined with the desert sands creating

The page stared blankly back at me. Its alabaster facade with horizontal lines looked like a cheap, closed venetian blind, blocking out the light of creativity. This deadline had