I never was good at skateboarding. I think it was the jeans, honestly. How am I expected to kickflip with the maneuverability of a hogtied tortoise?

I learnt that things can change in an instant. One minute you're feeling wonderful and the next minute things can go topsy-turvy. Little did I know when I boarded the flight how

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After many rejections, in a cynical ploy, this time he sent poems from famous poets which he'd run back and forth between online english and russian translators a few times

It was a cold dark night when mrs. bobo tried to kill herself

My mom dyed her hair red when Tommy dyed his blue.My hair is white.Now we make the

The sick doctor experimented by grafting together things nature dreamed of. He'd made a mutant that was 1/2 gay rocker and 1/2 mainstreet, he called him Elton John Cougar Mellencam

"Is there a problem, officer?" Oh, I knew there was a problem - a hooker's arm wasn't jammed into my tailpipe by accident. But I needed to stall him just long enough to charge my

DING DONG! "PIZZA!!!" I ran to the door and opened it. The Dominoes guy handed me the pizza, then rudely barged straight into my house "So, whats happening?" the strange teen said.

But he didn't care. The Borg could go through its routines. He just wanted his pass and his payment. It's chest opened and he reached for his propulser but

"Despite the International acknowledgment that Carnies are the zenith of human lives turning out to be a colossal flop," he paused, "Carnies think they are on top of the world."

It was a strange night, there seemed to be a chill in the air. I was walking home just at dusk when suddenly some one jumped out, grabbed me, and

Deadly quiet, the gang of graffiti vandals hopped the outer fence and crept down the compound. Their intended target, a massive roadside billboard facing the westbound interstate,

I wanna live. Who's on with me? Live a lif of passion, a life of adventure. I want

Oh No! Here comes dirty Dick in his dirty dirt dump truck! Splatch!

"And I have big feet. You know what they say about big feet....HUGE shoes". We laugh all night, it was one of those fortunate nights when Jerry

Now that we had settled the argument in my favor, I was ready to move on. I was stupid to believe she would give in that easily. As I began to relax she pounced and I was

He was sweating again. It happened all the time now. Every time he used his Power, it poured off his forehead and down his nose, dripping onto her face. "Why'd you name it 'Power'?

amazingly odd that the quarter had fallen on it's edge over 12 times! as he prepared to flip it again, there came a shout from across the street. It was mrs. gerdsley making some

He sat cross legged, the way the Indian had showed him. He started the chanting. His soul lifted from his body, floated through the ceiling and into his brother's bedroom. He