Jenna had been up all night consoling her friend ShellySue that the red shoes did look good with yellow socks she didnt give a shit about ShellySue but Frank ShellSue brother was h

The General hit the white board with his riding crop. "There is no tactical nuke without the word, TACT! Get into your pea brains that the bombing should be subtle! Like a pillow,

K-dizzle was an amazing child. A delightful addition to the family. She grew to be a just as amazing young lady. Known for her

A sandwich is a sandwich.

The books opened one at a time revealing empty pages where once there'd been masterpieces. Gridley smiled and glanced at the ink on her hands. She fingered a spiral on the floor

The happy birthday balloon hovered close to the ceiling, barely touching its textured, painted skin. They painted it, it figured, to dull the pain of each tenant falling for it,

Forgiveness borne from years of connection and sweet love making flashed, then faded forever from her eye. Somewhere in her head, every justification that could save me disappeared

Do you like trolls? If the answer is yes, feed me, the troll. How i started to be a troll? Well, i was at an computer. Navigating, like usual. Someone asked me if i was a noob. I

The rattle of the container gave me enough confidence to run across the lawn, slide behind the wheel of the El, and hit the gas. I knew from experience that I could make it to

Query: where do babies come from? The precocious 3-year-old always had the most annoying way of bringing up difficult subjects.

Iris wheeled around and punched Ronny in his buck teeth, causing him to spin backward as his two bottle openers popped free in a splash of blood that also opened up the skin on her

I cupped my hand over my mouth and exhaled and then inhaled sharply through my nose. Present. Very. Very. Present. I suddenly felt a great deal of empathy for my dog.

Wary of the too-clever-by-half rhyming device in starting new folding stories,

Land, ho, cried the pirate. But the flying prostitute paid no mind. She wanted a way out of her life, and only Richard Gere could provide it. Gere captained the tug, and was

The scroll case lay on the floor between them. Fire in her eyes sang out to him. He couldn't decide what he wanted more. She did not have that dilemma. Her shuriken pierced his

Пятачок проснулся и побежал к дубу

Darkness was upon him. Am I dead? he wondered, for the silence encompassing him could only be achieved through death. A blinding flash of light materialized, and he howled in pain.

"What have you done?"she said looking at me like as if I were an alien."What?",I asked feeling hurt by her reaction."Why can't I just seat here and enjoy a

She sat in her car. Red light. No one was watching. She hooked her finger into her nose and smiled at her topnotch nose swag. It was one of those have gooey with a crusty shell

It was so silent that I thought it might have been me for a moment, but a second grunt woke my senses and I cranked the knob on the door, rolling down the window.