"I promise it only hurts the first couple times going in" said five-time Emmy award-winning actor Herbie Doowagon. Still unconvinced, the hairy busboy

The city of Lacclair was the safest place on earth as it was a secret hidden beneath the still waters of St.Clair fountain. And those who knew about its existence were

The witch went to the party, she baked a cockroach cake, and garnished it with frog legs and salamander eyes. She offered some to the others, but no one wanted any. It made her sad

So your mother is so old she Dj-ed at the Boston Tea Party

I smiled at the hot chick. I flexed my biceps or triceps or whatever those really bulging muscles in my awesome arm are called. "Hey, babe," I said, winking. "My name is Bro Broson

Luigi stood over Mario's bloody body. No longer would Luigi take a backseat to his portly brother. Now he had to hide the the body and the evidence. All of a sudden Wario walked in

Sarah lifted the cube from the ground. It glowed a faint orange. Where had this mysterious artifact come from. Suddenly, the cube began to make a strange sound.

I put on my robe and wizard hat. The garish costume did nothing to improve my spirits, however, and the sleeves were now far too short. I sighed in disgust. I needed a tailor.

At this time of year, the beach is deserted. There is little sound, save for the crashing waves and the brittle leaves of trees blowing in the wind. Unexpectedly, I hear footsteps.

Dippity-Doo tastes really bad on pancakes. Leroy Abner knows this because he leads a very preoccupied life. Mind on one thing while doing another, Leroy once

Great! Roberta's boyfiend had given her a pet monkey and no animals were allowed in her building. OInly one place to hide it. In the

I've got balls of steel.

He stared at her as she wept and shook his head in disagreement. “I’ve told you numerous times that we cannot be together. I don’t understand why you must drag this out.”

It was a dark and stormy night.

It was a big room and the most deadliest 12 men in the world were gavered round the table "gentlemen, today we are here to discuss our revenge on

The air of Chormandy filled my nose as I gazed out over the beach. Suddenly, a terrible pain ripped through the my right hand, and shot through my chest like a greasy cheeseburger.

Wazu just recovered from the rough landing of his small space craft in the Kuwaiti desert. He looked at the glowing city skyline in the horizon, a strange city on a strange planet.

I never really understood the concept of love; I never could grasp the concept of "loving" someone. What does love feel like? How do you know its love and not just a simple ache.

Yesterday I went shopping

Opening the book, I saw a piece of paper flutter to the ground. It was the odd, but familiar, markings that caught my eye. I reached down and picked it up. Sure enough, it was