I sat in something vaguely reminiscent of a Teradactyl shedding a snakeskin. "This chair is called Fermenteratmotorsågfisk. A scandinavian design. It's an abtraction of a

As Irma was walking down the streets after eating kebab with her friends, she accidently swallowed a tiny spider while talking about superheroes. Little did she know that

Cinderella wanted to blackmail her fairy godmother but she needed a plan, because threatening the fairy with a broomstick wasn't good enough. Perhaps her stepsisters had advice.

If time is money, does that mean ATMs are time machines? Imma gonna find out. I slipped my card into the slot, punched in my pin number, then pressed "Fast Cash".

It wasTuck's night out and he wanted to go to The Electric Triangle. He put on his favourite t-shirt which read S. O. B. (Save Our Boulevards). He dyed his hair fire engine red.