"I have in my hand The Last Burrito." He paused for effect as he displayed it to the TEDx audience. "This, ladies and gentleman, is The Burrito of the Eschaton." They gasped and st

While most ghosts haunt the dark abysses of the night, mine was sipping chai at Starbucks.

"She made me want to be a better person. I made her want to smear herself with guacamole. It was pretty hard to reconcile our respective feelings for one another, which is why we

The Witch of the hill!

"Convergence my eye!" groused my smartphone (unbeknownst to me at the time). "I'll show you Convergence!" It filled me in later by way of a trojan dream-rec app, and now

Blinding white lights. the smell of antiseptic. the scratchy paper shift she was wearing. frantic voices swirling around her head in a chorus of blurs and slurs. where was she?

The life of a rock musician interpreter, ain't easy. I've done some tough gigs, I mean Andy McCoy, Dylan, Cobain, and Michael Stipe. Once I misinterpreted Ozzy singing

Little did Mr. Shrieking know, the volume on his T.V. Was set to max when the remote activated the spark to power a loud surprise.

Facebook is so creepy.

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a blood-curdling shriek that could have shattered plexi-glass invaded our ears,shredding this erotic moment to pieces.She looked down the ally and whispered.

Did I ever tell you about the time a boo tried to bubble on Ms. Watson? It was 1987. Hot, summer, wet, shower. Dean Jenkins had dropped a watermelon on his obdula oblongata

Cold chicken. After the suit, the airlock, the drift across space, the frying of their airlock control & them getting spaced. After all that, all I got is a plate of cold chicken.

I upgraded to a 386 with a micro disk drive, and 1200 baud modem. I was unstoppable.

The park was as quiet as a grave,i was walking after my tuition class, suddenly, my friend from nowhere he stood in front of me.I was panic-stricken.Later he told" don't go this ..

She looked in the closet and found

I was woken up by my fiance, a look of panic on my face. He led me outside and pointed at the sky. I looked up to see that the earth had somehow acquired a second moon. It looked

That or they were being campy. But not in a Sleep-a-way kind of way. More like Elm Street on Crystal Lake where I saw what you did. I know you like scary movies & you fingerbanged

Why'd the Chinese spend research funds to determine the winning strategy for rock, paper scissors? When U.N. resolution 69/3 for conflict resolution was passed, better known as the

"You want me to... what?!" "It'll be fine, Dave does it the whole time." "His crazy relatives die all the time?" "... you know, legal stuff." Great-aunt Galdys was "eccentric".