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The door was there but I wasn't.

Barty, as the locals called him, round as he was tall and lived on the grounds of the oldest monastery in Britain. When he didn't show up for Mass, the town took notice.

I just tried to type Wanda & it's been ipad autocorrected to Wandanventham. Is Apple trying to mess with my head?

Luke was walking down the dark alley home late at night. He had just came home from a party when a howl of a wolf was heard.Attempting to get home as fast as possible he ran.Then..

Three walls of Sam's one room apartment were lined with bookshelves crammed with books. She sat at her desk drawing money for an invented country inhabited by sentient animals.

Chasing fast food calories this week we viisit Chuli's Chip shop in Sheffield. Mr. Chuli please describe your creation the McDöner ." "It is burger wrapped in döner deep fried in

I woke up in a new pacer.I woke up in a new pacer.It has stylish upholstery but is not so racy.I cruise down town & purchased a bucket of KFC, with bacon dip sauce its really tasty

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I sat here, staring at the screen, wonder...why?...Why are there so many website links being posted?

In 2346, Mr.T formed the 56th A-Team, composed by himself, John Wayne, Gary Cooper and Robert de Niro.

GAME OF THRONES SEASON 5 SPOILER: Tyrion Lannister meets Jorah Mormont and Arya Stark. They unite and 5 seasons later conquer all of Westeros after killing all those white zombies.

We stepped warily into the first room of the dungeon, weapons and eyes gleaming in the sputtering torchlight, following the marching order we had planned on: in front, the fighter,

Stanley pulled his buzzing phone out of his pocket. "Yellow?"

His long hair held magical power that if cut would defeat him like a school boy being punched by his sister. Samson lay in Delilah's lap

Her cromulence was matched only by his fecklessness. His spats matched her duvet cover. The neighbors' vehement objection to their wedding marked the start of a series of

"Pick up food here"

Everyone knew something was wrong when the sky turned purple. Soon after, the ground went black. Colors kept changing, as if the world had a mood ring. No one had an explanation.

Anthony wondered why the nice lady at the desk had given him the directions to this room. Everyone here was giggling maniacally or staring at nothing. Sure, he did that too, but