On the away mission Picard liked to wear tennis shoes. Comfort was everything. On that tiny station they found an exact replica of Picard: Picard #2. The transporter beam had been

"I want to soar with you like a bird & make love as if we were swifts in the air. Our sky is too bright to be taken down yet. Please come back to me." She deleted the text & walked

"Do you love me like, oh, the mighty ocean crashing on the shore or something?" "Yah, I guess so." The romance was finished! Scott Tuba knew in his bones it was a bestseller-to-be

The green fedora hat was well preserved and made the red wolf look dapper, according to the news reports.

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Aunt Peachie smiled showing a polished set up dentures. "Come sit on Aunty's lap & let me give you a hug." I had no choice. As I clambered up I caught a whisp of her almond breath

So there was once a guy who liked pie right? And this guy basically would do anything for pie, cause you know he loves pie. So one day this guy is just walking in the neighbo

If I don't harry up, I will be late.

When Death comes a-knocking, greet him with a glass of sherry and a fist full of prawns. Then dance, dance, dance on the way up that long, long hill to eternity. I'm just sayin'

Study finds that multi-tasking is associated with fewer brain cells. "Well, well, well." said Prof. Abalone. "What a BIG surprise." He started to laugh and unhinged his bivalve

In late January

The gold I found in the purse under Mme de Veau's pillow funded my lavish expedition to find the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary in its native habitat. My ship sailed from Constantinople

Sometimes when the time is right, a moon droplet would be squeezed from the moon due to the Earth's gravitational pull and land on to the Earth's surface. This time it landed on

Joaquin Dix scanned the field. He saw Hakeem Nicks come open across the middle just as Akiem Hicks hit him from behind. Akeem tackled Hakeem while Akiem roughed up Joaquin.

Every time Madame Banane entered the bowl of shredded wheats, she became engulfed in a milky whirlpool. Sick of always swimming around, she decided to make a clean break.

How to make America great...again. 1--bring back nickel beer at football games. 2--only hire women who have naturally humongous breasts to work at Hooters. 3--Make the wolf whistle

Bubba lived in a trailer in Georgia. He was on holiday, watching telly and eating a packet of crisps when he realized something was wrong. "What in tarnation?!" He went outside to

"Unlike you, a bully- I'm a s u g a r pie h o n e y bunch."

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Flotilla Bathos was languishing in the windowless desiderium one morning when the butler brought in her daily salmanazar of wine. "How is your prolapse today, madam?" "Chives, what