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This teacher was different. When the bell rang, she flipped over her desk revealing a craps table. We had an hour to win my brother back.

One day, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mickey Rourke, Mel Gibson And Robert Duvall united to save the world.

The day the washing machines attacked started like any other. I remember sitting lazily in the dining room, munching on cereal, when I heard a scream come from the laundry room. I

Soccer is a beautiful game. There is the thrill of the play as it lasts for 90 minutes. They push onward in search of that vital goal which will bring their team to victory.

In the deepest darkest depths of the rugby changing room I was lacing up my boots in preparation for....

I knew what I had to do: sneeze. That was the only way left to create a distraction. As expected, everyone looked at me. What I didn't expect were their angry glowing purple eyes.

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Lane woke to his cell phone buzzing by his ear. He yawned and flipped it open. There was a new text from a blocked number. He opened and read it. "Did u 4get something?" It read.

He wouldn't hurt anybody. He couldn't even kill a fly. Which made his job as a Hit Man tricky.

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Flatuventriloquism requires many years of practice to master, but now I'm able to micmic the voices of famous people like Jimmy Stewart or Arnold Schwarzenegger. Once when

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I stood over the children—tears in their eyes, chocolate longing in their hearts—and I laughed. I said to them, "I have eaten all the cake!" None could defy my power, so I moved on

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Once in a Thai crystal palace there lived a young man who wished to one day be a monk. He chanted the mantra he had composed himself and written down in the black book every day

Every day and night dream that we'll be together again. I feel all I need in this life is you but at this point it seem illogical because you don't even seem to care about me.

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