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Josiah had been a zombie for several years before a friend recommended lavender bath salts. They made him feel calm yet zesty. Sometimes he felt like dancing, but his remaining leg
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2017-05-13 21:11:20
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4 years, 313 days, 21 hours, 9 minutes, 3 seconds
39
The large man in the pink pants
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2017-05-13 15:53:45
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2 years, 327 days, 15 hours, 3 minutes, 20 seconds
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Jimmy just about had it with the constant moaning and groaning about everything of his coworker Patsy. His happy go lucky and positive attitude toward life was shaken by this angry
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2017-05-13 13:41:47
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4 years, 178 days, 1 hour, 51 minutes, 3 seconds
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Yesterday I killed a cockroach, had never felt so bad with myself since I became a Jainist. I felt my world crash, when I realized with horror what the slime under my shoe was
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2017-05-13 07:12:15
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4 years, 156 days, 11 hours, 6 minutes, 15 seconds
40
Her estrous bell rang out for all to hear. She stuck a thermometer in “there” and wore a Lebron jersey. But no males got the hint. “Perhaps I'll use a gong," she thought aloud near
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2017-05-12 23:16:55
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4 years, 330 days, 5 hours, 30 minutes, 28 seconds
33
I shoot alumni for sport. Any alumni as long as there is some sign of an alum. Any sign any alum. We didn't have to wait long before we were acquainted with the facts and alternati
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2017-05-12 23:07:13
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50 days, 29 minutes, 7 seconds
54
Do you remember our first fight? the first time I felt like nothing, like an empty box. We were going to the Enghelab Sq. or the theater. The argument began from the bridge and it
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2017-05-12 22:48:34
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3 years, 300 days, 8 hours, 19 minutes, 37 seconds
40
The sun was shining as I awoke to the sound of screaming. I ran out of my backalley shelter into the thriving streets of New Seatown, the biggest city on the west coast. Then I saw
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2017-05-12 15:51:06
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5 years, 24 days, 20 hours, 6 minutes, 33 seconds
26
"Never!" I shouted. "Never will I do this for you. I mean who do you think I am?". I hung up but she just rang back. I answered, "I'll tell you who I think you are." She said.
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2017-05-12 15:40:35
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2 years, 96 days, 1 hour, 39 minutes, 2 seconds
40
Lap dog on a highway, Cool whip in his hair. The smell of burritos rising up through the air. Up ahead in the distance I saw a shivering wight.
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2017-05-12 14:48:18
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4 years, 175 days, 21 hours, 23 minutes, 7 seconds
34
Whoa Black Betty Bam-a-Lam, Whoa Black Betty Bam-a-Lam. Black Betty had a child (Bam-a-Lam), damn thing gone wild (Bam-a-Lam).
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2017-05-12 13:24:38
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4 years, 184 days, 17 hours, 36 seconds
55
So much for the rain
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2017-05-12 00:02:36
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2 years, 237 days, 22 hours, 52 minutes, 33 seconds
24
She walked on the curb of the sidewalk, a package in one hand and her keys in the other. No one would have ever suspected that she could be the one.
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2017-05-11 22:07:57
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4 years, 179 days, 12 hours, 32 minutes, 55 seconds
53
"Give it up, Russet!" Det. Manatee hollered down the vegetable bin. "I know you're in there & that you killed Mr. Potato-Head! You're surrounded! Sooner or tater, we'll get you!"
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2017-05-11 21:59:48
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23 days, 3 hours, 44 minutes, 21 seconds
40
Spatulas were not, apparently, the appropriate gift for one's ten year anniversary after all. "Dammit!" he thought as he raced back to the Dollar Store, where he hoped to find
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2017-05-11 20:41:42
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4 years, 203 days, 6 hours, 6 minutes, 9 seconds
33
He dreamed he had infected every last one of his students with a mixture of bubonic plague, anthrax and a particularly nasty variety of herpes. For the first time in months, he
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2017-05-11 20:15:13
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4 years, 186 days, 4 hours, 57 minutes, 23 seconds
23
Once upon a time, there was a big bear.
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2017-05-11 19:08:01
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4 years, 328 days, 6 hours, 8 minutes, 45 seconds
31
It all started when I found my grandfather's old passport. There were stamps from Japan, Nigeria and Bolivia. And all in the 1920s. What was he doing there? And why the pinecones?
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2017-05-11 18:37:19
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4 years, 334 days, 1 hour, 32 minutes, 32 seconds
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Father Brown's peach crop needed a boost, so he injected his peaches with testosterone to accelerate their growth. This led to especially massive, fuzzy peaches that sold for
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2017-05-11 18:01:25
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4 years, 193 days, 13 hours, 55 minutes, 24 seconds
46
Sixty pounds of squirrels empirically weighs sixty pounds, of course, but when you are freighted with the burden of knowing you have slain that many rodents in one afternoon with a
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2017-05-11 17:45:59
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4 years, 196 days, 4 hours, 50 minutes, 51 seconds
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