The halls of Dis were dark. The black lamps burnt dark blue darkening the gloom.

The demonolgist's day job was painting lines in parking lots. This went well until the winter solstice

Braaaaaaaaa!!

When I was in middle school, I became friends with another girl who has Down Syndrome. The other students made fun of me, and bullied me, but I just ignored them.

The snow fell, heavy, wet, and Josh trudged through it headed for home. The weight in his stomach got heavier with each step. How could he tell his mom the truth when he didn't

One day I was walking down the road when, out of nowhere, Caroline came running up to me screaming

'I am the king of the world' he said placing a tin mug on his head and waving a dish rag. 'Aah, and I am Elvis Presley,' said the other inmate who started playing the air guitar.

It was in the days of junkfood prohibition. Ed was crossing the canadian border with a duffle full of twinkies made to look like bananas. The twinkies highly prized on the black

The clay grew tall again like it always does.

He felt a little sorry for himself, truth be told. It hadn't been the greatest night, and it would certainly take some time for the scars to fade - letalone the hurt from when she

The man saw that the wall was tall and all he did was fry an egg in hopes that in some abstract way

I closed my eyes and it felt like nothing had changed at all.

Jim opened the door slowly, cautious of my fragile state. "AJ? Are you okay?" Do I want to lie to him? Do I tell him the truth? "I'm fine," I lied. It was then my mask shattered.

It was when the Chaos Club made the impending impact public that I decided Raymond and his crew weren't coming on the Arc. Without the extra weight, we could arrive on Mars before

Upon a midnight sun, I strode to a clear space upon a height in a great wood. I saw the satin sheet of Nærøyfjord glisten below, and a rainbow curtain dancing in the sky.

My lawyer handed me the bill. "You owe $400.00." Suddenly, I realized I was in a dream and that I didn't owe him a damn cent." "Here's a fluffy bunny instead. See ya."

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"There, how does that feel?" "Oh, you put it in already?" Chuckle. "Yes, I told you it was small. We're going to put another one in. How's that?" "Fine, I guess." Acupuncture

He slowly s l o w l y pried the cap off the 22 oz'er under his desk. A seeming success, he glanced around. Nobody noticed. Then he poured the stout into an opaque mug. Ahhh Friday.

By age five, she was released from her Skinner box into the wilds of Kindergarten.