George Washington was a general in the Revolutionary War and later became the first U.S president.

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"F#@& me running!!" she said, after the rat trap snapped on the big joint of her left thumb. "'Rat traps won't maim' my ass!!"

I figure Trixie'd have me back if I could show I was a real man, and hitchhiked across the country to her Appalachian home to rough it in the wilderness with a survivalist cookbook

He erotically caressed her nose. She sneezed violently, sighed, & cuddled into a ball beside him. Ah, life was just about perfect.

Pizza. Ausgerechnet Pizza. Keine Banane. Nein. Auf einem Stück seiner Leib- und Magenspeise musste er ausrutschen. Heilige Scheiße! Welcher Honk hatte die denn fallen lassen?

Effy was dressed in bay leaves again. He believed they warded off the mother moths of Englele Island; These moths flew through the devils skies; their wings cut the air like razor

"I always have a sweet feeling of you, Izumi-kun. If possible, let us start a romantic relationship!" Upon hearing the words from this cute girl, Kana, my head starts to be dizzy.

I walked down the street with him and all that was on my mind was making him love me. I could tell that he really wanted to get something good out of me and that was just what I

"Finders reapers!" said Death the Horseman as he impaled another human. War the Horseman commented, "Tee-hee, you naughty thing. But do leave some reap-ees for us Three, will you?"

"Cindy, you're not eating your fruits and veggies." Despite the house-cams, Cindy said: "That's right, Mom. Because I don't want to become a pod person like you and Dad." Her Mo

Once upon a time a passionate and playful prince left his palace in Persia and pretended to be a pauper. He passed powerful peers who pissed on his petticoat. Perturbed, he paused

Once upon a time there was a story which wasn't folded...

I have three months to live & hundreds of things I want to do before I die. Most important? I wanna be able to say I played craps in Vegas. So I booked a suite at the Four Seasons,

He gingerly opened the door. The flashing lights blinded him. The Indian in the cupboard had built a casino. The Indian walked out in a shark skin suit and

He put the maglight between his teeth and looked deeper into the storage locker. He had the winning bid at the auction but wondered about the previous owner, Dr. Acula.

I'm still not sure what it was. All I saw was an older man, in a suit & hat, carrying a brown suitcase. But there was just something suspicious about it. Airport Security

I'd finally arrived in the city of hallucinogenic mushrooms sold in shops that resembled supermarkets in a strange kind of way , of coffeeshops where coffee was never the main item

Cinderella felt ill and instantly blamed a slice of pumpkin pie she had the night before.She should have that stupid fairy gothmother hang for not letting her throw that giant pu

"I'm sorry, Mr and Mrs MacKenzie, but your child will always be a little outside of time, and nothing to be done about it. I'm a poet, too, you know, but there's no money in it."