The cats were swarming around me and I fearfully looked towards the door. How could they have known my weakness? Only one thing stood between me and my salvation: the cats.

I once made it all the way Main Boss of the Internet.

"Who, me? I'm the guy that runs this joint. I tell ya. Tenants always complaining. During the Ice Age, they asked me to turn up the heat. Now its 'global warming.' What gives?"

The beach... the place where the land meets the sea, and the place where I take my morning walks. That is where 'they' first appeared.

She lived upstairs. In the apartment that the doctor had died in. He was a shut in. Smoked, fed his cats, and died in bed. The owners never told her that Dr. Gibbs

"But I dare say my fellow, it was 7-11 pizza wasn't it? A sort of Carb-laden greasy circular slab of adipose generating pie, made by non-Italians and a heat lamp. Right old chap?"

"Why isn't anyone adding to my briliantl fold? It's just rolling off the front page & everyone's ignoring it!". It really chapped his ass. Busted his spleen. Made his blood boil.

The arial only recieved two signals, a French-Canadian Curling Channel and a Baptist Home Shopping Network. But when the storms came, a new picture emerged from the static snow.

'Baby I just hate it when you leave.'

On a moonlit night, stranded on a canoe in the middle of Convict Lake, Wilson had his first full night of sleep since the death of Mr Rodriguez. He had nowhere to go and no need of

All meinen Schmerz ertränke ich in Küssen. All mein Geheimnis trag ich wie ein Kind. Ich bin ein Blatt, zu früh vom Baum gerissen. Ob alle Liebenden so einsam sind?

The already dim lights flickered and then went out. When the came back on, you wouldn't believe what was gone.

He rode into town on Monday (his horse). The actual weekday was a Thursday. Frank "the Bank Thief" O'Reily was an odd one. He wore one black boot and one brown, and he never forgot

I was walking down the street one day when I saw a cat. The cat was talking to other cats. They all had jetpacks on. I asked if I could have one and their answer was

The snowflake that landed on my nose was beautiful. It sparkled, like the ornaments you put on your christmas tree. But the snowflake didn't melt. Things changed that day forever.

The fearless Tomgra has become timid and clings to

She had never understood love. Peoples need for it. Their inability to exist without a second half. Someone to complete them.

There is a land where the temperature is always nice, the trees are always green and the flowers always bloom. Everybody is always smiling, which is nice but also quite boring, to

I was sure I had discovered the law of six degrees of youtube, "Any video can be linked to '2 girls 1 cup' in 6 steps or less".

Pooling their money together, Wexler's Army realized they could just afford movie tickets for only 3 of the 6 of them. What good was their make-believe if there was no real loot