There is a land where the temperature is

There is a land where the temperature is always nice, the trees are always green and the flowers always bloom. Everybody is always smiling, which is nice but also quite boring, to

say nothing of the not-too-salty corned beef and mushy rye. Since the prison system had been privatized starting in the late 90's and recently taken over by Disney, a new day

dawned. Prisoners cheerfully donned character costumes and greeted sugar sticky-children for photographs. Otherwise, There was a dark hole with "A Small World After All" on repeat.

But when word got out that San Quentin Disney actually employed prisoners with ankle monitors as cheap labor and that a few Tiggers and Mickey mouses had gone missing

teeth into the Haunted House they shut down Disney Prisoner Program. They also discovered prisoners making shivs out Park maps and putting hacksaws into the toon land hotdogs

and even dropping Pluto doggie doo in the chocolate ice cream. Had the Disney Prisoner Program not ended as abruptly, the Disney Institute wouldn't have had to recast its vision

into their Mediocrity Department which has been operating at least since they released Emperor's New Groove. It's hard to tell how long Disney's been violating Geneva conventions,

but at least they showed up. This year's Geneva Convention featured many colorful characters, including Aladdin, Snow White, and Mufasa.

Aladdin didn't recognize me, but I knew if Snow White saw me I'd blow my cover. I had to infiltrate the Disney Embassy discretely and steal the last bone of St.Walt before they

discovered my true mission: to destroy the mouse. I donned my invisibility cape & snuck into the Disney Embassy w/o detection. Grabbing Walt's bone, I ran to complete my task. TBC