My upstairs neighbors were at it again. I tried to tune them out but found myself tapping my foot to the rhythmic creak of old floorboards and mattress springs. Their moaning grew

I couldn't remember. I knew I'd cleared my history, but what about my cache? They couldn't bust you for cookies could they?

So what's the deal with airline food? I mean, it's

Their giggling was maddening. He didn't know how much more he could take. Like irregular clockwork, their choked laughter disrupted the rhythm of his otherwise very well planned da

"Smell's funny." "It's offal." What's that?" "Sheep organs." "That's gross." "It's eat's". "No thanks." "Just try." "You first". "I'm hurt." "One bite?." "Aw, love."

The people of earth avoided looking at each other. We had too much to say, but had become very shy. It was as if we were all riding an elevator in silence, waiting for the doors

I decided to actively research my hypothesis that intelligence could be drastically increased by culling weak brain cells. I felt smarter already. I opened

You ate my sandwich again, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?! It was right here on my desk and you were here too and now that's the second time my sandwich disappeared! Why don't you admit

The skilled pearl diver Tamatori was betrothed to the samurai lord Fujiwara. In lieu of the dowry he suggested she recover the black pearl from Dragon Lord Ryujin's undersea palace

My parasitic twin and I were enjoying a leisurely stroll down the avenue when out of nowhere came the call of the world's rarest avian species, a bird so rare that only one was

"She" came up. "She" was mad. I could tell by the way "she" walked. She looked at nothing as "she" clomped over to the printer. Staring at the printer "she"

The Devil makes work of idle hands. Since I'd been unemployed for over a year, I figured it was just a matter of time before he showed up. He was wearing a $4000 silk suit

Superkick, woo! [Musical interlude.] Superkick, woo! [Musical interlude.] Feet stronger than a raging herd of beeffalo, the mighty Superkick is the champion of justice! Our hero

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His horse was tired. He could tell by the way it was hanging its head. 'Come on Ol' Ben, just a few more miles' he pleaded and mused he was going to bring ol' tuber to the butcher

It's the most odious time of the year. With the fruitcake all smelling and mom's boyfriend yelling, "Yo! Bring me a beer!" It's the most odious time of the year. It's the

"Haha! Managed to complete the prickly circle of life again."

Caught a mouse in my house, and put him in my shoe

The dim lights in the room makes everything feel slightly more tragic. I'm secretly hoping things aren't really as bad as they seem. Honesty is best but often times the truth hurts

Looking back on my long life, I regret few things more than that fateful day beneath the sprawling branches of the willow tree. I remember everything clearly: