Hobbes pounced Calvin down.

Hobbes pounced Calvin down.

Then Calvin threatened him to get a new friend, this time a polar bear.

Jealous, Hobbes assumed his true form, a Siberian Sabertoothed Tiger & began attacking the Polar Bear as Calvin watched in wide-eyed wonder, "Cool." The battle raged fiercely until

Susie Derkins came over and wanted to play too. "Play!?" shouted Calvin. "Run for your life you fool! Don't you see the Polar Bear! You'll be torn to pieces!" Susie looked at the

white stuffed bear Calvin was wrestling. Susie knew that Calvin was in the throws of deep psychosis. He didn't even know his parents first names. It was a bi-polar disorder.

"Bi-POLAR BEAR disorder," Calvin said.Susie was horrified.Not only was Calvin psychotic and bipolar, his jokes weren't funny anymore.She saw Hobbes' tail sticking out under a stack

of bibles. Calvin and Hobbe's had accidentally fallen into the Family Circle. The Dad peeked around the corner of his swell house and said,

"Calvin?! I think it's past your bedtime!" Hah! said Calvin the alien poltergeist. I will swark the glyff with one swift mifft, and the galaxy will be free forevermore! Hobbes

wouldn't hear of it. Hobbes hobbled in and thwacked Calvin's ghostly head with his heavy wooden cane. "Had enough?" Hobbes heaved. Calvin cooed coyly, "Hardly."

Then it began snowing.Their tempers cooled & all was silent. "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy!" said Calvin. "Let's go exploring!" And they did, never to be seen again.