I dipped my spoon into the icecream. I was about to put it into my mouth when I saw the glittering band of gold which was still attached to a finger. I retched violently and every

I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast. Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold

I had slept with him despite knowing his boyfriend would not approve. His boyfriend was boring, and I was hot. That was all that mattered, surely?

It was the last time I would try eating cheese on toast and tie my shoes at the same time. The resulting mess caused Phillipa to finally snap.

Queen Mary Angelina,the first of her name,entered the ballroom and she wore a beautiful green dress,decorated with gold strings and yellow stones.Prince Lucca

He didn't much like opera, but frequented opera cafes to hit on the singing waitresses. He was addicted to the ecstatic involuntary songs they sang during orgasm

Michael was thinking of something nice and exciting thing to do on weekend when suddenly

Most guys weren't like him. For example, he put his pants on both legs at a time. I tried that once and got a bloody nose for it. He'd walk

I've had it, I'm through, I won't help you do it anymore. It just isn't right to take advantage of them even if they ask; and they do as so nicely, but I won't I just won't

Wally turned red in horror. How could he have said THAT? It's not a common mistake, not even close. The moment the word left is mouth he knew. What he meant to say was "poutine"

He sat there, paralyzed for 2/3 of "Coming to America." While Eddie hammed it up, he stared at his hand. So close to hers. Her was glistening with fake butter popcorn grease

. He didn’t want even the small chance that you guys would end up together, so when he was choosing the variables, deciding if he should make the world some apocalypse shit hole, h

Your name is Gordan Freeman, you work in a top secret government facility in the middle of the desert. You Your job is to insert yellow crystals into the

It was super hot in London & everyone fasting for Ramadan was finding 18 hours without water a bit much.

Project Twinkle. That's all it said. Two words. Simple. His jittering hand left sweat prints on the paper. A drop of blood fell on it. "Project Twinkle?" The words seemed to

Out of the mouth of failure

Kevin gave up trying to punch and charged her. Trying to dance out of the way, Iris’s emotions got the best of her and she kicked helplessly into Kevin’s chest.

Linus waited in the pumpkin patch for the Great pumpkin. This year it came and when it saw Linus it

What if your entire life's actions were recorded as if on video and were available in entirety to everyone who has ever lived upon entry into the afterlife?

Sarah Lanecrush was meanest girl that ever existed in Orange County. Her only friends were people that she'd impaled on her bitchy conversations and still writhed in pain