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Ah baloney. Abalone. A ball on knee.

I was sitting outside in the park enjoying the nice sunny weather when all of a sudden

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Once upon a time, there lived a girl born with a most curious disease. She was incapable of resisting sudden impulses that other people had no trouble ignoring.

She died a little every-time he looked at her after that. Filling herself up with guilt and self-hatred.