Salt Lake City, the city that knows no sleep. Where coffee and aspirin are the drug of choice and where you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Mormon. This was my beat.

I made a pilgrimage to Glenturret distillery for two reasons: 1) The Naked Grouse was my house whiskey & 2) I had a mouse problem & wanted to hire their mouser softpaw Towser Jr.

April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain.

Había un hombre que estaba por llegar a su destino, el no sabía cuál era su objetivo.

"Rub-a-dub-dub, Three men in a tub, and how do you think they got there?" Mr Porter scowled and blacked out "men in a tub".

It was never his intention to kill. He hated watching the life-force leave their bodies. Turn them into "things." But it was what he did with them after they were dead that really

The centipede was actually a cleverly designed plasti

There I was in my one piece at the 2013 Muff Dive for the Cure, poised precariously at the end of the board. 100 feet below, a tank of muffs, with a school of muff sharks lazily

So i rabi and a priest walk into a bar

Peaking deeper into myself I found my soul, a drooping white mess webbed throughout my body, and the realisation that it was

One day a girl was walking down the street and she thought to herself i really would like a pack of sour gummy worms. I wonder where I could get some?

Harry entered the coordinates and the dome rotated into position while the reflector inclined toward the bright pearls in the night sky. A syzygy this auspicious was a bad omen

He liked to lead a story with description of people from his life. True descriptions. It was one way he could actually say the truth about them without them ever finding out.

Elemental. A being of steam and fire. That was what I was, what I had become. I had once been a wizard, a man of logic and skill. Now a sweltering creature of hell and instinct

"This is noplace!" It was true, it was a boring, uninteresting place to be. "This is no place man, let's get out of here before someone sees us!"

It was the 67th Annual Gentlemen's-Only chocolate tasting festival, thousands of men gathered each year to discover the finest new chocolates and moan about their oppressive wives

The whole point of having my relative over is to reacquaint myself with the things I hate about her. Armed with this ammo, my cousin and I will finally have something to talk about

یاسر اولین شاتل فضایی ایران در اولین ماموریت با سرنشین خود دچار آزمون سختی شده است .سرهنگ خلاف الدین رضا اندوز کاپیتان این پرواز با سفینه ای بدون خلبان خودکار

J. ZZ Top? She's got legs meets 99 problems

"Hello, People's Choice Bank. This is Dirk speaking. How may I help you?" "Yeah, uh hi. Please get a bag of small bills ready 1000$ is fine. We'll be by to rob the bank later today