"It was a dark and stormy night." Scratch that. "During the whole of a dull, dark, and soundless day..." Nope. Plagiarism. Aw geez, thought Floyd, I've got writers block again.

Monsieur Herault wanted a distinctive fragrance all his own so he commissioned Hermes. Little known to M. Herault, the ingredients included poodle musk. On his daily visit to Gardi

I raised my right hand, said "I do" at the appropriate time, spelled my name, sat down, glanced meekly at the jury, and proceeded to explain to the whole courtroom why I had killed

A long time ago, two young people fell in love. They have been knowing one each other about 10 years. One day, some girl askes him for help. He findes out that she is a witch.

"Is this really part of Ayurveda massage?" Tiffany asked as her masseur sucked the silver toe rings off her foot. Bagavad wagged his head noncommittally and

I'd lifted the lid of the outhouse toilet seat everytime I used it, looking for scorpions and their ilk. Why the hell did I concede to this vacation in a log cabin? A paw appeared

I watched as my mom ate a Butterfinger. Tempted for some, I said, "Hey mom, finger me." Her face expression got me to notice how incredibly wrong that sounded.

The Barrista was pretended that the coffee shop was the Bridge of the USS Enterprise and that he was

la invisible mà dels vents

A troll, a mole, and Dave Grohl walk into a Chinese restaurant. They sit at separate tables and each orders 5 courses. Who ordered the chicken fingers?

By the time she could turn around i turn down the

Finally the Mediation Borg returned with the Inflation Board. It was smirking. Even though they had no emotions, they were programmed with a bouquet of irritating gestures to

Eran las 8:30 de una mañana cualquiera. Estábamos en clase y la tranquilidad de la noche había terminado. Los niños gritaban, se empujaban y maldecían su suerte.

Following our tradition, we drank our way through the election results. Now, after midnight, we're drunk. There's a new world starting tomorrow, so so

Sure, there wasn't much to see on Mars in the human-visible wavelengths. But the Martians didn't appreciate being blinded by the latest probe from Earth. Still, they had magnetic

The Flash had always been a pre-ejaculator. He could never figure out a solution, once he tried to masturbate before having sex but he pre-ejaculated with himself, which is why

it was dense cloudy with light drizzle. sudenly , ursula had this nagging feeling that

I'm so bored I should...

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Yesterday as I was walking down the street when I found what looked to be a dollar but no , it was a rare foreign coin from which belonged to the bank....I went to return the coin