Sixteen years after her brutal death, I awoke to find my girlfriend painting her toe nails on the side of my bed. She was pale and smelled faintly of embalming fluid. She looked at

Ethan was a skeptic and he wondered why he let Ettinger convince him to be cryopreserved upon his legal death. Maybe he wanted to thwart the cancer, or maybe it was just curiosity

It was Christmas Eve. She was lying in bed next to him, excitedly talking about hot cocoa and gingerbread. He listened...and then burst into tears. "What's wrong?" she asked. He

He had always wanted to be a Sex Ed instructor, even before he was told what that meant. He would've been a great one, too. But the cruel phallus of fate had other plans.

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Deseé tu cuerpo de mujer pero no lo llegué a poseer, parte de mi ser me culpa por no encontrarte en mi musa. Espero tumbado que tu voz me llame con sonido atronador

Hobbes&Calvin's unconditional love for each other touched her every morning.How they where always there for each other no matter what,how day to day stuff woldn't break their bond,

As my mind snapped back into reality, I felt the turquoise fluid drain around me. Moments later, I opened my eyes to find myself free of my stasis chamber. Why was I awoken?

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Since the ferry back wasn't due for some time, he figured nobody was checking just where he was THIS MOMENT. He grabbed a bag of fertilizer, some rags, nilla wafers, an LED, and

He was widely known for inventing Karma Sutra, sort of a Pay It Forward meets Debbie Does Dallas. He'd had an outstanding run lately and it was ladies night down at Ray's Tavern so

After ramming the massive black dildo up my ass, I poured a glass of wine and turned on the TV -- it was "Dan Rather Reports" on HD.net.

He slept in a sleeping bag mounted to the wall. His alarm went off at random times.He drank tang & ate freeze-dried donuts. It was all part of his regimen. He'd applied to NASA's

Crime Scene Investigation: Disneyland

As a kid I had a Commodore 64. I miss Lode Runner, Snoopy, that odd Gnome Time Machine game. Some weird things I can't remember or find. And back then I hadn't been cheated on.

Wolwerine made her hot! He...It...?...(didn't matter)was her ultimate fantasy object!Cartoon version,animated,movies...She couldn't get enough of him!Until one night her boyfriend

The circus was like a dream to him; flaming jugglers, juggling flamers, assortment of animals and freaks alike. Maybe it was a dream? He lost the ability to tell between dream and

It's an old story. A djinn appears and offers you three wishes. If this happens to you, your best bet is to

estoy en la oficina mirando el computador, derrepente Spam, ....me gane un viaje al interior de mi mente

God asked Dr.Dolittle to gather all the unlikely creatures in a 2nd ark. If he was going to fool scientists with the evolution yarn, the pushme-pullyu, one-eyed purple people eater