Amazingly, my weekend wasn't as terrible as I had predicted on friday. I thought I was going to spend another weekend alone and loathing in self pity, but it turned out that

"Damn! Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!"

Business had been slow since I'd solved the case of the missing Eskimo. In the last week I'd tidied up my files, made a few phone calls and polished off a bottle or 3. When a dame

He touched down at noon. The fortress of solitude was just that, lonely. He could call up crystal messages but it was always the same boring conversations. What he wanted was a Wii

With a grin on his face, Crazy Tim sits. He comes without a trace and leaves just the same. Where does he go? Who knows, perhaps he will take a trip to

OK, I have had about enough of that, "detention this afternoon". "Not this afternoon, I have to go to practice or I won't be able to play this weekend". You should have thought

At school they sat next to each other, but what he didn't know what that she loved him, very much, she never had the guts to tell him but she did. One day while they were walking

The rumor has it that if you collect alot of seashells, something good is bound to happen! I knew that this good thing was a nice L-2 Sword. After waking the Wind Fish I preceded

I just completely f'ed up someone's foldingstory and feel bad about it.

"My bestfriend's boyfriend, now ex-boyfriend, raped me." I had to say it. Wow, it felt amazing to let it out. The group looked at me understandingly. The group therapist turned to

He shielded his face from the stage lights and peered out into the audience. "Just a chicken, is there chicken?" <cluck.> "Great! now, we haven't met before right?" <cluck>

I find myself laying upon the dusty remnants of what was once mine. I can feel the quakes of an incoming C5 Space Cruiser as it prepares to refuel before final combustion. I was

The 49er swung his chisel splitting a rock,licked the chisel tip with his tongue & spat.He looked at tattoo on his forearm."Xmas or bust".He grinned showing a gold tooth. Elvira's

The freakin' snow was up to my crotch, not that I minded the stimulation, but I needed to get to the meet her. She had left a chat on my phone and I was intrigued. All it said

I was finally on my way outta the joint after the bum Grand Theft Auto rap that got pinned on me. My cousin Tony had come up on a Caddy and when he got pinched by the fuzz he put

der var engang en mand.

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced eachother, drew their swords and shot another! A deaf policeman heard the noise,

My stepdad's a real tosser. He used to ask me 'So, Tommy, on the whole, how many girls have you kissed?' and smirk to himself. He's most of the reason I bailed out at 14 and live

One of the flayrods had gone askew, apparently, on the treadle.

So yeah, I once new this guy from Nantucket, y'know? And he was all