Some say she was crazy, but I just thought she was different from everyone else in our school.

"Mom, no!" But she breezed right past the "Do Not Enter" sign I'd gotten for my 15th birthday and hung on my bedroom door this morning. She barged in just as I was

He was bent and twisted like a wasp stuck in the fly screen. It was from years of refilling the Slurpee machine. At the peak of his career he'd

"Sack of potatoes" was my favorite trick, but in my advanced age I hardly had the nerve to try it anymore. Yoga, for me, was

Sid was acepted as a law student at Oxford University but he couldn't get accommodation on campus since the rooms were full. He looked up different student websites hoping to find

Joe knew the time would come. He saved and invested so that he could generate a variety of more beautiful clones. They shared his mind, but despite their beauty and appreciation,

SlimWhitman walked into Chaz's Stoop looking for trouble. Fingers tickled the ivories, Green-B was behind the bar & Mr.End was fleecing a couple marks. This place reeked trouble.

Nasa finally settled on the foop tube propulsion as a cost saving measure. Mr. Simpson had not passed the physicals until they looked at his cc gas/burito specs. The flight to mars

"I cannot imagine a better way to end this day", Margot thought to herself. The 22 ounce Black & Tan before her was perfectly poured and the man who wouldn't stop talking wasn't

Spent cartridge casings excitedly jumped from the smoking port of the rapidly-heating M134. In a space of milliseconds, the four-door sedan was reduced to a chewed-up scrap heap.

Maria was into punk-rock,tattos and body piercing.Despite that,one day she went to the Circus,and when she laid eyes on a clown,she fell for his style.She went shopping ride away!

Las montañas misteriosas, el bosque encantado y el cielo azul

Kids are more likely to be bored by its adult pace than shocked by its adult themes.

A Wild Snorlax Appeared! What will you do?

The CEO's risky escapade began to unravel when her heal punctured the waterbed. The water caused a short in his Blackberry which was located in his slacks around his ankles

Soap floated in the blood.

Arrrrgh, how could he be so God Damn selfish! Didn't he know that its not in a woman's nature to be kept waiting, or was it part of his master plan? Either way

All I want for Christmas is his two front teeth cause the bastard stole my girl again. She said she really loved so I took her back again. Now he's gone and stole her again

Finally Anthony Bourdain was able to ditch the film crew. Sweat poured like melted candle wax. He needed to score, like yesterday. Thank god this was Bangkok. An old woman shouted

They say confession is good for the soul. Mind you, they also say "many a mickle makes a muckle". Consequently, I don't have a lot of truck with what they say. Some secrets though,