"Ace, watch your head!" hissed Wanda urgently, yet somehow provocatively through sensuous lips. He couldn't you know, since nobody can actually watch more than part of their nose

On the far left, the Orion's belt looking three spots partially obscured by clouds are, from the top: South Bend, Fort Wayne (where I was born) in Indiana, and Lima, Ohio. It's a

In less than an hour, Seattle police had completely run out Doritos they were handing out at Hempfest this morning. Operation Orange Fingers was a success!

Scientists have grown a miniature "human brain" the size of a pea, in a feat they hope will

Borking Bade is a telecommunications show about two high school English teachers who team up to cook coke. They get Judge Isnt Goodatallman to back them up in court when they get

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Full of charisma and charm, that's how the news described him. None the less, sweat beaded his brow as he stepped to the podium and the eyes of the crowd turned to him. "I am here

In days of yore, if the Irish didn't like their king, they'd kill him, mutilate his nipples and throw him in a bog. Yes, you heard correctly re the nipples. What lesson is there

The Devil makes work of idle hands. Since I'd been unemployed for over a year, I figured it was just a matter of time before he showed up. He was wearing a $4000 silk suit

Squawkers looked upset and sighed "I think hell just froze over, because the unimaginable just happened. It must be the end of the world. Nannerpuss no longer likes Pancakes."

She stepped out of the darkness only to see that familiar shape, to hear that familiar noise; whoosh whoosh whoosh. A blue box appeared out of nowhere. She couldn't understand what

The aliens came again last night. I know because my pajamas were all wet bunched in a corner of the room and I had on a fresh dry pair when I woke up. Third time this week.

I just laughed. The story was completely ridiculous. "You expect me to believe that?" I asked. But Rodrigo was insistent. "I saw it--a lawyer committing a random act of kindness."

Something's wrong with the avocado pears.

There were man like Bob Change, for Bob Change lived up to his name. And not, mind me, on the political way. Bob would come, and Change would follow, like a thurderstorme in Kansas

I was drifting into a deep sleep, a dream started. I dreamt of kissing one of the most popular girls in school. Moments later she told me she had loved me a long time.

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At the same time I was anxious for the party but a little depressed. Although Kyra have invited me to lunch at her mother's place, was not very willing to participate in social

My life is basically like Boogie Nights meets Blow. Throw in some Scarface and a dash of Mrs. Doubtfire and you'd have it nailed. Most people call me Ricky, but you can call me Bob

"Finish the song--" Can you hear the soft voice, da one calling out to you? Cause I can hear the screaming, there, oh, deep inside. Can you hear the words, da ones