My friend got the lease on a hole-in-the-wall bar near Troost in KC. He's opening in June & needs a good name. The rejected names are Bar O'Soap, Wong's Half Way Inn, The Bearded C

That's where it all started. As I walked into the room, I could feel the impending doom around me.

Don Pasquale de la Conejo lived in his Vila on the edge of Oidoflojo. His Great grandfather began the tradition of hiding golden eggs each spring as homage to his deceased wife,

Un día como hoy empezó todo. Un día nublado, gris, frío, una típica tarde limeña de abril. Meses, años, siglos había pasado y recordaba todo tan igual, como si acabara de suceder.

"Now you must die!" said the knight and lowered his lance at Tom Cruise. He was a celebrity in King Arthur's court.

The clock struck midnight like oh so many tried and true fiction books. The protagonist pondered while the antagonist schemed. And then something happened leaving the reader hooked

"Don't stay in a relationship without love," the Toyota ad said on the TV. Dido shook Dave awake. "Do you agree?" she asked. "Yes," he replied, "and no." Dido nodded her head. "As

100 toothpicks handcarved by artisan Sicilian craftsmen from the finest virgin rainforest hardwood. $29.99.

Meet me at 3pm in War, Plague and Fire.

Ever get that funny deja vu feeling?

One lonely Saturday night, I was sitting in my boring brown chair, drinking, when there was a knock at my door. I opened it. It was Robert Plant. He was dripping wet because

i and my friend decided to go the nearby swimming complex when, we got there, we change our dress and jumped into the water when, we got to the water, we saw a loch ness monster

The large man in the pink pants

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The bear had power bursts all around it. It was facing East.

Snick snack patty whack. Jiggidy jack.

It was a dark and stormy night. Morgan and Derek were walking home from the movie theatre. They decided to take a short cut. They came upon an old abandoned house and they saw.....

Some friendships are more conversational, other friendships are more vibrational." The Gila monster jeered at his next meal, lobster bib at the ready.

"If memory serves, Martin we switched to spinach loaf the year mammy found out turkeys are bisexual". There was an awkward pause during which I could hear Uncle Russels borborygmus