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The Percussionist kept cold beer in his kettledrums. A 3rd row violinist slept her way to first violin. When he caught himself saying "good enough for the Nutcracker" he threw his

It is friendly and polite to say "Hello" when you see someone you know. In the morning you can say "Good morning" or when you pass someone in the hall you can say "HI".

"It's some kind of temporal eddy," Bulemia Tourettes explained. Capt. Janeway shook her head in dismay. Tupok continued, "It is as if memory engrams reset after only a short time."

It was never his intention to kill. He hated watching the life-force leave their bodies. Turn them into "things." But it was what he did with them after they were dead that really

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Long ago, they buried the terrible secret. Almost nothing remained of their cruel masters but a few skulls buried errantly many feet under. They were extinct, now ponies were free.

The Nigerian Scientist then pointed at gigantic button down front pockets on the coat. "The large pockets can contain 3 liters of milk each, for when he starts lactating."

During the whole of a dull, dark, and soundless day in the autumn of the year, when the clouds hung oppressively low in the heavens, I had been passing alone, on horseback, through

"Well, I just don't remember sticking scissors in the guy's eyes and gluing him to the side of a CSX freight train." He chuckled wistfully. "Man, but we did get up to some pranks

"Okay, okay, I'll do this just once, and then it is off to bed." The toddler nodded her head vigorously. He brought out the trampoline, the kazoo, and the ocelot.

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"My name is not Little Johnny and you are not going to give me an obedience shot," eight-year-old Brad informed the school nurse. He had already hacked his chip and was prepared to

The Great Void was a void’s void, just as Steve McManaman, its lone resident, was a man’s man. The isolation worked wonders for Steve’s

It's CPA's that I hate. They all act like they went to some tough graduate school and are like doctors, and they are all idiots. All of them. That's why they put those stupid

Janie liked to eat boogers. She was ashamed of her fetish because it was taboo. At school she would fight the urge to poke her nose and enjoy a delicacy that only the weirdos do.

Gary was a hero of sorts, in his own mind. He spray painted red squiggles beneath misspelled graffiti. "If bricks were built with auto-correct, I could sleep at night," he said to

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The creature reached out and crushed the moon to dust with a simple pinch. This was enough to prove to the Humans that it was capable of defending them against the Platinum Caste.

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