With her scissors she snipped the cartilage separating his nostrils. He woke up shrieking with a bloody face and

“Oh no” escaped my lips. Suddenly I knew what I was doing for dinner that night. I looked over at the present next to the door nervously.

The last thing he remembered was sitting shirtless, singing and playing guitar for the stranger who accompanied him back to his hotel room.

The first notes from his guitar shot through the amplifier like a bullet. Loud, distorted, ear-piercing noise. It was just how he felt, and he turned it up louder.

Becky and Biff were so clueless that they thought the 10 days of protest were at the Chi Rho house. Presumably about the drinking crackdown there at SMU. They decided to join the

The Super Tiny Ultimate Supreme Royalty Princess Pageant was the first of it's kind - a competition for fetuses. Moms went to extraordinary lengths to dress the girls in utero. The

The little brown mouse went hopping through the big open field one day. His friends had warned him about the sky demons but his little brown mouse brain had convinced him

Hi Mom, Just wanted to say thanks for that birthday card and check. I'll probably get myself some new shirts or something. See you next Tuesday! Love, Pat.

I had never tried a meatball. The sisters at the mission had always been vegetarian in deference to the locals, whose animal offerings I had always viewed with both humor and

"Chuck you, Farley!" I exclaimed, delighting myself with one of my favorite zingers as I floored it and began to pass the semi barreling down I-5. The shocking

The hulking mass of rock floated effortlessly past Corvun as he crouched on a smaller perch nearby. He knew this ancient island, drifting for a millennia hid a deadly secret...

"I saw a frog outside,and I tried to scare it away,but it hopped towards me and now it's in the kitchen"This wasn't what I had planned when I took this baby sitter job.Kill frogs

Recent DNA evidence shows that the extinct Neanderthal race of hominids were not brutish cave men—but were attractive redheads and blonds with blue or green eyes.

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The Blond took the news of her pregnancy calmly, then as if a light had come on she perked up. "Is it mine" she asked. "No it's your mothers, your having a Sister." ."April fool"

Luigi stood over Mario's bloody body. No longer would Luigi take a backseat to his portly brother. Now he had to hide the the body and the evidence. All of a sudden Wario walked in

It was never my intention to live in California. I came here for the music and stayed out of intertia. I need to put intention back in my life, so I packed up car and headed

The circus was like a dream to him; flaming jugglers, juggling flamers, assortment of animals and freaks alike. Maybe it was a dream? He lost the ability to tell between dream and

Once, Cthulu was speeding down the dusty road of the Sahara Desert in his jeep with his best nud, spiky haired Black dude. SHBD challenged him to a retard battle, so he

I had thought about it and thought about it and then I finally came to a decision to ask her out. I've liked her for the longest time and tonight was the perfect time to ask. When