One day a girl was walking to school. On her way there, a magical bean jumped out of a random closet door and started dancing in front of her the girl was scared because she didnt

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While on a trip, I go hiking in some really strange woods. I have heard stories from some of the local neighbor's stories saying that there is something in the woods. So I looked

Everyday Sara would walk home from school. She would always pass the old Bricker house at the bottom of the treet. When she was little, she'd always hear stories about it. Kids sa

The toy soldiers marched onward. Their tiny wooden legs creaking as they moved. Their objective was clear. Their mission had been set. Little Timmy had to die.

But the Norwegian Resistance movement wanted to keep going. The only problem was that they had nothing left to resist. They're chairman scanned the internet looking for something

a little man was walking down the street, he noticed something at the corner of his eye. when he turned, there was nothing in sight. he kept walking. then he felt something touch

one day, as I looked outside my window, I saw a UFO. I was so scared I

Why is it always everyone else going out for awesome bike rides, swimming in the moonlit ocean, having mind blowing sex on drugs I've never even heard of, and here I am, on my

If you like dumb, pointless stories, then this one's just for you.

I'm anti matter.

"I am the Light and the Life" said the chipmunk.

Last week on "Sparky Pickles" ... :

If the sight of clowns doesn't fill you with fear, and the creepy crawly spiders are pleasant when near, then you find medals in horror very ho-hum; every horror film just needs

Al llarg del carrer s'amunteguen els cadàvers, íntegres o en trossos. Paren les ambulàncies. Corre, crida la gent. Estem a cent cinquanta quilòmetres del front; és la rereguarda.

All meinen Schmerz ertränke ich in Küssen. All mein Geheimnis trag ich wie ein Kind. Ich bin ein Blatt, zu früh vom Baum gerissen. Ob alle Liebenden so einsam sind?

My "wife" was outside hanging the "laundry" so I decided to take a quick trip to the "store". Upon arriving, I noticed I'd forgotten my "wallet" so I had to call a "friend" to see

"Today on Mythbusters: We team up with the Ghostbusters to see if Ghosts really do exist! And Adam eats Marshmallows. Lots of Marshmalows.

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The ancient Greek temple of Sniffbopolas was built for cowboys to worship. The cowboys would herd menotaurs to the gates of the temple for an annual sacrifice by riding on