Once upon a time there was a beautiful young princess who dreamed to escape the confines of her kingdom. She felt so much pressure to be perfect, so much that

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wiener dog in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

Previously on "Pagans in Space":

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My Bucket List consists of significant buckets in my life including a photo and a modest description. Bucket 1: Red, plastic, oval opening with a convenient metal handle. Bucket 2:

Anytime you want to meet someone over the internet, take my advice. Don’t. Instead, take the time to

Since our drone program was scrapped, we decided air lifting homing zombies into enemy bunkers to be our only hope.

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It was when Mr Grey, a classics teacher, got a job at a girls boarding school that he developed his nervous twitch.

I feel lonely, but at the same time not. I'm not sure what this means, but I'm pretty sure it makes me

Once upon a time, there was a frog and a bog and a log. Sometimes the frog left the log in the bog for some grog. One day,

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Marvin woke in the middle of the night after a leathery dream with drool on his cheek and a rabid bat nestled in his Movember beard.

Mirna was convinced the rat was her father. He had her exact eye color. Even his foot twitched, like hers when she was nervous! She picked him up by his long tail and hid him in

A bizarre scene unfolded at the ER, as doctors rushed around a talking propeller. He began: "Well, i was facebooking, and then I hit the 'Become A Fan' button" he groaned.

"Hello. Clifford Naileyes, pro botanist, at your service, Madam." Madam Curry kissed him warmly and pled, "Oh Clifford, come quickly. The genus of my venus flytraps eludes me."