"Bienvenue à la maison de passe" said the smokin' hot French woman with noticeably large tits.

One day, I was running on the beach and fell into a huge hole.

Everyone underestimates teenagers, who are by far the most creative people on earth. It's too bad really that they grow up to become adults. If teenagers could rule the world,

The Angel of Death entered the Target. The first thing it noticed was the

The residents of Car Carpet City hid in their houses, too afraid of all the giant speeding cars to venture out. The children had severely bruised arms from playing Punch Buggy and

He was alone on the Metro, and all he could think about was Midnight Meat Train. There were only two other people on the train, one a drunken girl in a mini-skirt, the other a

There are minor stresses at the fold lines, but through no fault of my own. I just tell it like it is. I can divide my life more or less into ten phases. I got over 'wonder' pretty

Ah baloney. Abalone. A ball on knee.

"I think we should do what the Eskimos do. Just kick the old people out of the igloos. Leave them for the polar bears and the storm." "Um... Thanks for your input Jerry.

Newton was sitting with Darwin by the fire one day. A piece of bread had fallen on the hearth. Newton picked it up. "By God, Darwin, I think we've cracked it, we've invented toast!

When the two Giraffes entered the arena the crowd roared with excitement. Giraffe neck wrestling had become a popular sport. I went and placed a bet on Jimbo the dark spotted giraf

Love is a crazy thing don't. It can cause people to lie, cheat, steal, or even kill. I would never do go to the most extreme for love. Just like the song "I would do anything for

"let us bow our heads in prayer" said grandma. she didn't know I never believed in the magical man called GOD.

As I laid in bed all I could hear was a loud creaking noise as if someone was walking on hard wood floors, thing is my house is tiled completely.

A Cocker Spaniel, a Shih-Tzu, a Wiener Dog, a Newfoundland Dog, and Sven the Police Dog where making the rounds in the Tensta, when the ran into a pack of

A ring echoes through the old apartment causing the man who sat half asleep on the couch to jump up and run over "hello" he hurriedly speaks almost out of breath.

The green fedora hat was well preserved and made the red wolf look dapper, according to the news reports.

Did you know that chewing two sticks of gum for 30 minutes is as good as brushing your teeth? And that if you put a cup of vinegar in your crisper your veggies last all year? And

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The impact of the bicycle as it collided with the policeman was audible. The rider had